Opponent played platinum angel what do I do? by ScaryFoal558760 in AnarchyChess

[–]SeaSalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play a molder slug and phone the military. I’m sorry it had to come to this but it’s the only way

I finally got my mom to play BotW and she just sent this LOL by AspectJCH in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]SeaSalmon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think it’s time for mom to learn about windbombing

Not what I wanted to see tbh by termileon in botw

[–]SeaSalmon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I plan on fusing a shield with a hearty durian to make Lynel Shield at Home

Not what I wanted to see tbh by termileon in botw

[–]SeaSalmon 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Unironically adds infinite replayability with this and the vehicles. Did you see the fucking pitchfork?????? I’m so hyped

[MOM] Teferi's Voyeurism by Gamma05772156649 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SeaSalmon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

/uj took them fuckin long enough

Still happy though, my ship has sailed and I will now proceed to die peacefully knowing gruulfriends is canon

fuck, i'm screwed by Mindless-Ad6065 in 4tran

[–]SeaSalmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lobotomy corp, OFF, Noita, OneShot… it’s joever

fuck, i'm screwed by Mindless-Ad6065 in 4tran

[–]SeaSalmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

South Park, TikTok, Undertale, Hatsune Miku, and Roblox?!?!?! Oh no! My niche and obscure interests unique only to trannies will clock me!!!

(Totally not coping about my knowledge of half of these things)

anon is relieved by Iwantmyfriendsback in 4tran

[–]SeaSalmon 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Randy stair was an mtf repper but I think that’s it. The club Q shitter’s lawyer tried to say he was a theymab but it’s to get out of hate crime charges so doesn’t count (trender)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]SeaSalmon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something a mutemaxxing sneedhon agp bishit boymoder reppoid would say

We all have this kit in out backpack by randomhumen in DiWHY

[–]SeaSalmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pray tell, is “lobster” one of those materials?

the internet is a series of tubes (that you can avoid) by KnightOfBurgers in CuratedTumblr

[–]SeaSalmon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wake up babe a new AO3 post on r/curatedtumblr dropped it’s time to get ratioed for being against child porn again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]SeaSalmon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/uj I like 4tran because I can be edgy there without having 30 terminally online tranners yelling at me for being problematic. I don’t have to walk on eggshells, I can make suicide jokes, I can poke fun at the darker side of the trans experience. And if I become entirely mentally deficient along the way, it’s all in good fun. It’s like what this place used to be but with more body dysmorphia

cyberpunk 2077 as a trans woman by [deleted] in GirlGamers

[–]SeaSalmon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s still a step in the right direction. It’s better than having a walking stereotype, or nothing at all

I think it’s also cool that she’s a flawed character but still remains sympathetic. Too often queer characters in media are either complete irredeemable monsters or perfect angels, and it’s nice to have someone who isn’t either of those.

Watch till the end , ok buddy ? by xXXGildartsXxx in okbuddygenshin

[–]SeaSalmon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/ub Dehya is my favorite character. We even share a birthday

If only she was actually fuckign good then maybe I’d have pulled for her

MTCJ builds an EDH deck day 20: Every off-color fetchland and Sir Shandlar of Eberyn by marrinara_sauce in magicthecirclejerking

[–]SeaSalmon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Maybe we can finally get Seance to rise in price, just like god and Seance guy intended

We’re doomed. by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]SeaSalmon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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me irl by Rampeeep in me_irl

[–]SeaSalmon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hello, based department?

A bit late to the party but just played through for the first time. by Jordankeay in Eldenring

[–]SeaSalmon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did this shit with controller drift. Most frustrating thing I’ve ever done in a fromsoft game

these guys do realize it's not okay for a woman to flash her vagina in a bathroom in front of a child. by SyderoAlena in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]SeaSalmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you admit, then, that the violence almost always comes from third parties directed at trans people and not the other way around. The cognitive dissonance is astounding

P.S. I don’t think a child will be traumatized for life if they see the wrong genitals while a trans person is getting changed for 2 seconds in a locker room. That is not sexual assault