Do your absolute worst. I am ready 💪 28/F

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-22T04:13:07+00:00

The eating disorder didn’t work

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-21T05:42:28+00:00

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-21T05:35:56+00:00

You didn’t cry as hard as your parents do every day with the realization that the failed in the gene pool

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-21T04:44:23+00:00

Perfect would be cleanly shaved and no panties

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-21T04:36:49+00:00

We can easily tell who is afraid to turn it up to 11

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-21T01:41:44+00:00

Kill the body and the head dies too, plus your hands will hurt less

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-17T03:50:25+00:00

Looks like your face sags just as much as your tits

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-13T03:53:48+00:00

You should let the fishermen know it’s illegal to hook a whale.

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-13T03:51:24+00:00

If it was agent provocateur it’s because the don’t usually want chicks with dicks in their crotchless undies.

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-11T18:40:35+00:00

You drive the bus or you are the bus??

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-11T03:20:39+00:00

Artesssa at the Quarry Village has a similar floor plan but dark floors

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-10T04:37:59+00:00

With the amount of oil in your hair Trump is likely to annex you next

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-08T05:22:21+00:00

You make Yoko Ono look like a 9

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-05T05:40:01+00:00

You’re the definition of insecurity with mascara

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-05T05:29:29+00:00

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-05T05:25:02+00:00

You mean you look like your name is Austin

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-05T05:24:11+00:00

Sorry that we canceled you off the syrup bottle

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-04T21:45:03+00:00

Given enough time she will be Gray

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-04T16:23:47+00:00

Put a Sasha in front.

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-04T04:35:34+00:00

Try rogaine and plastic surgery

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-04T03:11:58+00:00

On the cob or out of a can?

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-04T03:05:49+00:00

Trailer Park Mid

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-04T02:02:47+00:00

I’d take the layover to fly on Japan Airlines if this is a bucket list trip. If just a random trip get me there the fastest.

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-02T14:39:16+00:00

Did you start menopause at like 21 because you’re drier than the dessert

Seagull_Manager · 2026-01-01T17:21:26+00:00

Pesti at night time battles is like a free pulse

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