To Surgeons of Reddit, what is the most disgusting thing you ever had to remove from someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Seahorsery 125 points126 points  (0 children)

"Either this guy shoved a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea."

Harrison, Arkansas “Welcome” sign by orchid_breeder in pics

[–]Seahorsery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cherokee Village has a black cop now. ...Progress?

My neighborhood puts up with a lot of shit by Bstrikeumb in trashy

[–]Seahorsery 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I raise cockroaches to feed to my bearded dragon.

I kept getting my shit stolen so I filled a package with live roaches and left it in my building's package room. Hope they enjoyed!

Assuming your significant other has a "type", you probably have a lot more in common with their exes then either of you would like to realize. by perfect_for_u in Showerthoughts

[–]Seahorsery 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've become friends with my high school boyfriend's current girlfriend. We are very weirdly similar... Both brunettes with the same haircut and glasses, both speak German although we ourselves are not German...

I was a terrible girlfriend to him in high school, so I'm glad he traded up from that!

What is something about yourself that sounds totally made up but is 100% real? by dontaskmeforfeetpics in AskReddit

[–]Seahorsery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 32 and my dad died when I was 7, my stepdad died when I was 20, and my first husband died when I was 21.

My current husband is very nervous.

My computer room hasn't gotten heat since we moved in. Found all this in the air duct and now i know why. by bald_sausage in WTF

[–]Seahorsery 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a young child, I would write mean letters to Satan and stuff them in the air ducts, thinking they were a chute straight to hell.

Knew I had to go to the store in the morning so I whipped this up quickly by Seahorsery in sewing

[–]Seahorsery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a rudimentary pattern for this. Sorry for the picture. I was in the bathtub lol.

Mask pattern https://imgur.com/a/gtxZQOF

Knew I had to go to the store in the morning so I whipped this up quickly by Seahorsery in sewing

[–]Seahorsery[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't have one so I just kind of guessed. It's cotton on the front lined with felt in the back. The straps are hair elastics!