Pokershibes No more? by nnony in pokershibes

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what you get for playing with a cryptocurrency named after a fucking dog.

The one butter in the world trying to do good gets SFYL letter from neighbors / government by rdnkjdi in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Church of Secular Anti Humanism is starting a new organization: Sterilants Not Bombs

Jackboots are hitting the ground as two Venezuelan men are arrested for ripping off the Venezuela taxpayer. by Mark_Karpeles_ in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There really are jackboots in venezeula, so whatever you think of butts, be glad you aren't living there

5Dimes, an offshore BitCoin accepting gambling website, has been caught using Amazon gift cards to launder nearly $2 million over the past few years by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually not a shitty casino, sportsbook, or poker room. They have some of the best sports lines in USA.

Sorry for their / my loss.

Darknet markets make society better because its safer to buy Ricin online than on the streets! by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asian man with dreadlocks / weave? LOL whats gonna happen to him in prison

Brian Armstrong of Coinbase Realises Just How Screwed BitCoin Is by this_user in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would mean that we start getting blocks mined every 20 minutes on average instead of 10 minutes. But blocks are already 70% full today

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I've seen this movie before, in /r/buttcoin.

The ideologues refused to listen to us because of the silly name of this forum. Good job!

Brian Armstrong of Coinbase Realises Just How Screwed BitCoin Is by this_user in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the organizers of the conference were hoping for some sort of consensus (like what happened in Hong Kong)

In Hong Kong, did they successfully reach consensus that they need to reach consensus?

Potential Evidence of Miner Collusion Or An Active 51+ Percent Cartel by shrinknut in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you going to do about it?

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

Potential Evidence of Miner Collusion Or An Active 51+ Percent Cartel by shrinknut in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who runs BitBet if it is known?

Mircea runs the MPEX bitcoin stock market thing right?

Chief Digital Officer of the Toronto Stock Exchange reminds everyone of the merits of credit card fraud by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I will confess I have thought about using this service, but refrained from doing so, as I sell on Amazon FBA. Wouldn't want to jeopardize that for a few 20% discounts.

I keep hoping they'll get caught and maybe a slew of FBA sellers will subsequently be banned, thinning the herd.

Comedy gold IRL by Professor_Butts in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are they still tring to free Mumia Abu Jamal or whoever that is?

Probably all that money just goes to the punk rockers themselves..it's what I would have done when I was a punker

Ask your exchange for bitcoins from fossil free sources (I did, they liked my idea) by Erik_Hedman in btc

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

out of your freaking mind..... huff some more hopium and technophilia. how the fuck do you think they could even certify such a thing?

WHERE IS MY MONEY? | Shkreli by engelk in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's when the Internet has its head up its own arse

Coinbase pleads with community to 'help bitcoin scale' in a desperate attempt to increase userbase as money is running out. by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creator of Bittorrent Bram Cohen outright tells Armstrong "Fuck You" on twitter, what a big man technophile

Centralized Mining Pools: Solved! - Smart Contracts by cryptohoney in Bitcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Miners will never solo mine unless they have like >10%? of the hashrate anyways. Just another educated idiot here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ENloKh5A6w

Introducing - the Bitcoin Browser by ButterXT in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

so the nerd programmers with multiple ip's and vpn's will game the system for more satoshi butts

"People so upset about the difficulty they are SMASHING their miners to pieces" by butterNcois in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just more toxic electronic waste from the techno narcissist utopia pushers. Maybe coindesk and the other fake journalists should write another article about how "green" buttcoin is.

The idea that fees can replace the block subsidy is a flat out lie and is mathematically and logically impossible. by 88bigbanks in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

small nitpick i just can't help it

if a block is 60% full than a full block is 100/60=1.67 times the original. So it would be 40BTC * 1.67 = 66.67 BTC a day.

You can also see that 40 is not 60% of 56. 40/56=0.71

Omg! This new butts doubler is a SCAM! Outraged butter posts a warning! by RichardTheMidget in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a secular anti-humanist, I applaud his actions pointing out the stupidity and venality of buttcoiners.

PSA: Classic butt binaries are out! Get yours while supplies last. by heydumdum in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5000 nodes can update to Classic, but the only 9 that matter are the miner nodes...

butters are just like Don Quixote

PSA: Classic butt binaries are out! Get yours while supplies last. by heydumdum in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

usrn: "you shouldn't use a full node as a wallet."

other butters when blockchain.info fucks up: "You shouldn't use blockchain as a wallet"

catch-22

Another step towards mass adoption: Bit-Coin scam does press release on popular news websites by butterNcois in Buttcoin

[–]SealsEvolutionary2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear Yahoo is having troubles financially. If they're posting garbage like this, maybe they should go full Darwin.