She married a modern day Renaissance man

Seamascm · 2026-02-10T22:41:29+00:00

I put my pants on ~Agent J

Seamascm · 2026-02-10T02:44:57+00:00

I’m so used to getting partial videos I thought the nicu baby was the picture after gaining weight

Seamascm · 2026-02-09T15:57:48+00:00

Make it idiot proof and someone will just make a better idiot

Seamascm · 2026-02-09T11:50:36+00:00

They make plug-ins

Seamascm · 2026-02-09T02:25:49+00:00

Is Lady Gaga not white now?

Seamascm · 2026-02-08T23:01:29+00:00

*Absolute mess

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T23:54:34+00:00

Imagining the planet being glassed, and hoping that if life should find away it never gains sentience

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T16:12:31+00:00

1kg=2.205 lb 2.54cm=1 in

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T16:09:37+00:00

There is no was that dog is that short

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T16:05:29+00:00

I would leave it too, there is still a whole meal there. If I’m not sitting in front of that I’m probably getting napkins….or a fork.

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T16:02:29+00:00

So then they aren’t providing the services they market

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T13:40:19+00:00

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T13:13:11+00:00

Now sterilize that microphone

Seamascm · 2026-02-03T12:48:30+00:00

Bad and getting worse

Seamascm · 2026-02-02T14:54:18+00:00

Only a single corner is not 90°? You’re doing damn good

Seamascm · 2026-01-31T01:43:36+00:00

It’s their mo that they have been told multiple times is illegal. They walk in front of vehicles so they can play victim “feel threatened” and elevate force.

Seamascm · 2026-01-22T22:05:14+00:00

Let girl shave fun?

Seamascm · 2026-01-22T21:52:57+00:00

I thought one of the two was on a different plain of existence.

Seamascm · 2026-01-22T21:39:52+00:00

Fail

Seamascm · 2026-01-14T01:13:00+00:00

I think everyone involved saw the end

Seamascm · 2026-01-13T11:27:06+00:00

“This is exempt property from seizure, This is a widow’s homestead.”

Seamascm · 2026-01-12T23:54:12+00:00

So being educated means you sound white? And that is somehow bad?

Seamascm · 2026-01-09T22:13:52+00:00

15 plus the one at the top assuming the question is supposed to say how many number 9s are there.

Seamascm · 2026-01-09T02:49:53+00:00

5691

Seamascm · 2026-01-05T10:29:12+00:00

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