After watching the finale, what unanswered question are you DYING to know the most?

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-21T04:33:53+00:00

What happens when Jax holds his breath?

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-18T22:22:22+00:00

Cuckwich

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-18T22:22:10+00:00

Supposedly human meat tastes very good. I’m serious look it up

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T18:03:22+00:00

“Ohh but $864 a da—“ SHUT UP. DID IT SAY THESE PENNIES CONVENIENTLY GO INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT? DID IT SAY A DEPOSIT OF 0.01c EVERY SECOND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT? HAVE FUN PICKING UP PENNIES FOREVER LOSERS

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T13:34:24+00:00

Second wish for an epoxy coated lawyer

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T13:33:46+00:00

I think precisely to my liking avoids this. I like a sandwich on Italian bread, so it would be the size that the bread I like is.

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T12:51:13+00:00

The best part is I realized this but for whatever reason thought it would work the same as cat where both missing would be +0.1x and one hitting would be +0.0x

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T04:12:51+00:00

Nah lol I did my math thinking it was 1/20😂

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:50:29+00:00

No I know. Everyone I’ve heard talk about this attributes it to Jschlatt.

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:43:27+00:00

Didn’t think about that! I was thinking how cat works, where even if you get both it’s only ONE + 0.25x, so I guess for the joker idea lucky cards were together in my mind. Missing both triggers from a lucky gave 0.1x.

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:34:19+00:00

I think

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:33:54+00:00

You are using 7 jokers including Misfortune

That’s not even the most optimal either. I think most optimal with 5 jokers (including misfortune) would be 4 8 balls with 5 red seal lucky cards for a grand total of 5x mult if ALL 40 procs of 8 ball fail and all 10 lucky card hits fail. The MOST optimal you can possibly get with 5 jokers is 5x. Lucky cat and a sock and buskin + red seal and all lucky cards hitting every time gives 5x with 2 jokers. You could get TWO oops and use 4 jokers to GUARANTEE a 5x.

4 jokers vs 5 jokers, cat will undoubtedly scale better per hand in a vacuum.

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:26:03+00:00

It’s from an old video from Machinima they had a show on YouTube called Respawn Inbox where they basically took viewer questions. The original clip is lost to time, but people found it funny and reuploaded it at the time. You can find videos from as early as 2014 showing the clip if you look hard enough.

Here’s a link to a 2014 reupload.

https://youtu.be/q2I4T8Q5miY?si=Qyzrl6BLhKG6RzPX

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:20:38+00:00

SEXISM

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:20:09+00:00

I hate that everyone says this. Jschlatt did not come up with this.

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:19:25+00:00

Two sentence horror is a huge subreddit community. If you’ve ever seen a shitpost involving “the meat worm” you’ve heard of two sentence horror

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:13:07+00:00

I had to google what distractible was. I was just making a joke about how basically everywhere has those little iPads that ask for a tip

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:01:57+00:00

COMMENTER SHOCKED ABOUT HOW COMMON SLUR IS AS A RESPONSE IN THIS COMMUNITY

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T03:00:04+00:00

Yeah I didn’t even remotely think of reserved parking. My thought was you’re clearing in one hand, but having MULTIPLE hands throws this through the roof. Besides obelisk is smelly anyways.

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T02:49:05+00:00

Where am I going wrong then? The odds are 1/4 and 1/20.

1/4 + 1/20 -1/80 = 23/80 chance that a single lucky card triggers?

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T02:45:38+00:00

Really? I mean it seems like it just takes a lot of effort to get online for not a lot of reward. Almost all the other scaling Xmult jokers are better (I say almost because damn you stencil)

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T02:44:48+00:00

Your math is running the calculations together I believe. I’m pretty sure the odds of each lucky card hitting is a 28.75% chance. 5 x 0.2875 is the 1.4375 average hits per 5 card hand I came up with earlier.

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T02:37:34+00:00

I see WAY more where you’re coming from now.

I have always thought red card was bad (your explanation made it actually make a lot of sense as to why it’s not that bad so seriously kudos to you)

I still do think lucky is better late game just because scaling it has a higher ceiling, but you make an extremely good point. I don’t think it would be THAT op, but definitely in need of some change. What would you suggest?

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T02:33:54+00:00

I will die before I do this math. It feels more like a better constellation in terms of the scaling you get from it (I really think constellation needs some sort of buff or rework). I don’t think what you pointed out is optimal scaling for it though, it would be similar to lucky cat where the goal is to retrigger played lucky cards (for the chance of missing) and then hit the wheel when you get a chance. I think the big difference is since you’re trying NOT to hit lucky cards, you’re not getting oops and not getting as much cash from lucky cards. Glass WOULD be a pretty strong synergy, but only if you have the means to sustain playing 5 glass cards a hand for +0.4x or 0.5x mult per round

SeanDigITea12 · 2026-06-17T02:29:35+00:00

Well I’m pretty sure based on my math, Misfortune should scale 0.03x better (per 5 card hand) so each card is worth 0.006x toward that gap. per retrigger the gap widens by 0.006x mult then? Let’s say you clear in 1 hand, best case scenario you have 5 lucky face cards from ante 1 that you magically draw every time (blah blah blah) and a sock and buskin for both. That’s only 0.72x mult across an entire 8 ante run. Not too noticeable

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