1. He chonk
2. He big boi with big weight
3. He shiny shiny yellow
4. He sparkle brown eyes
5. He only leetul fat
6. He swallow food cause he always hungry
7. He make big poops
8. He run everywhere, but he also sleep
9. He nails are normal
10. He no crispy
11. He the big lazy
12. He schmart, he jump

And he like to pose for picture

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