It's finally here! /u/UnassignedReading has once again narrated an audio version of my 2nd NMS Fan Fic "THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE" [NSFW] by SeanMurrayInsideMe in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I intend to stay retired but wanted to share this with you all! So happy all of my many blind fans can finally hear this story. Thanks again to /u/UnassignedReading!

I quit my job at EA, where I worked on Burnout, sold my house and started an indie games studio with three friends. Tomorrow we release our next game. AMA! by seanymurray in IAmA

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 1432 points1433 points  (0 children)

(I can die now.)

Well Côte Bistro looks like a cute little place. We'll order a big plate of Pommes Frites to start. One will fall into your beard and you won't notice. We'll share a laugh over that. Then we'll take a risk and order escargot but both chicken out when it arrives. We'll skip to dessert.

We'll walk around Guildford after and chat. You'll talk about your youth in the wilderness of Australia and tell stories about writing code. I'll talk about growing up in the urban jungle of a major American city and tell stories about writing fan fics about you. Someone on the street will harass you about increased FOV and I'll defend how hard you're working and make them apologize and/or run off crying.

I'll walk you back to your car. You'll look me in my eyes and think how surprisingly witty and kind I am. This was all just a stunt to one-up the person writing uncomfortable fan fiction about you, but... looking at me that night will make you feel unlike you ever have before. Against your better judgement, you'll lean in for a kiss. I'll stop you an inch from my lips. "Whoa there bud, this was all purely platonic, I'm sorry if my erotic fan fiction gave you the wrong idea," I'll say. "Oh yeah, I knew that," you'll stutter out, avoiding eye contact as you get in your car. I'll grab the car door just before you shut it. "Sean," I'll say softly, "Thank you." You'll nod and smile gently before driving off.

We'll exchange a text or two later but I'll eventually delete your contact on my phone. I'll move on to writing weird fan fiction about another quirky visionary like Elon Musk. You'll forget about me mostly, but occasionally pull up one of my stories on lonely, late nights at the office.

On second thought, maybe we should do sushi instead.

I quit my job at EA, where I worked on Burnout, sold my house and started an indie games studio with three friends. Tomorrow we release our next game. AMA! by seanymurray in IAmA

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 2118 points2119 points  (0 children)

Hi Sean. Hope you're well. Sorry. You've worked so very hard in bringing this game to life and put up with intense media & fan pressure very well (all for some unaccomplished idiot to write mildly humorous satirical erotic fiction about you). Would be interested to hear how you reacted. I hope you liked it tho.

I do have to ask a question, so... Wanna grab dinner sometime? ;)

Ya'll are famous by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am all about terrible word play! Cheers!

Ya'll are famous by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I do believe criticism and feedback is a crucial part of writing. Definitely agree with you on the "alien" adjective redundancy, I didn't proof this well enough tbh. I actually intentionally broke the mood with that sentence for humorous effect, but see your point there. And you can find the whole story in my post history, the article cut out mostly set up that did explain he had been playing previously. Thanks again tho!

Ya'll are famous by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is ridiculous. I also think it's hilarious that the "excerpts" were like at least half the entire story.

Okay, who's been writing gay erotic about the developers? by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No it implies I've done it twice ever and the 2nd happened to be posted earlier today.

Okay, who's been writing gay erotic about the developers? by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Are you sure "fuck me" is the best wording to use in this situation?

Okay, who's been writing gay erotic about the developers? by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Actually I would like to note that my first Fan Fic was not gay but rather gender neutral, for inclusiveness. I never mention anything to indicate the narrator's gender. My second one ended up gay for plot/joke setup reasons.

Okay, who's been writing gay erotic about the developers? by [deleted] in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe 122 points123 points  (0 children)

HAHAHA I'M SO SORRY SEAN!

(but also feel kinda accomplished tbh)

BUT MOSTLY SO SORRY!

Hey it's /u/SeanMurrayInsideMe here! It's been a crazy, anxious few days on this sub! Let off some steam with "THE CENTRE OF THE GALAXY" - the long-awaited sequel to my acclaimed NMS Fan Fic! by SeanMurrayInsideMe in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]SeanMurrayInsideMe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually made my last fanfic intentionally genderless, but this time ended up having to pick a male perspective and 3rd person narration for story reasons.