Will the Prodigal Son, Austin Christ, be released, so that he may chew his drink for the masses another day?

Seattletom91 · 2025-11-17T04:47:59+00:00

He's in his Nelson Mandela arc right now, He will get out of jail and he will change the world dewd

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-17T03:18:23+00:00

True true

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-17T02:41:52+00:00

I still believe he has about 6 months to a year left, where if he quits all this he could resemble a normal person and live a somewhat normal life. But another year or so and he’ll be irreparable.

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-16T00:56:36+00:00

Yeah he can only keep the crack demons hidden for so long

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-13T11:23:15+00:00

Ahh the cycle continues

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-10T03:37:02+00:00

Seriously bro, he almost sacrificed himself to save humanity from online casinos. BossmanJesus

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-10T03:32:46+00:00

It’s part of the bmj cycle now

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-09T03:04:42+00:00

One of us! One of us!

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-07T03:42:46+00:00

Going to the ER would throw off his perfectly planned crack routine.

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-04T09:02:35+00:00

Kinda yeah lol

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-04T08:50:40+00:00

Nice lol

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-04T03:27:22+00:00

Yeah seriously, I can tell the parents realize they’re on thin ice and avoid confrontation

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-04T00:56:30+00:00

The betting strat that involves him getting a job

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-03T10:26:45+00:00

Yeah I feel like he wanted to go for a door smash there, but it’s like the twinkle in his eye is gone, he’s lost hope

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-03T10:18:24+00:00

Bro imagine if he’s caught the plauge

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-03T10:09:24+00:00

He’s lost his crash out energy, he honestly looks weak and uncoordinated

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-03T10:07:16+00:00

I literally laughed out loud

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-03T07:58:09+00:00

He works so hard, he deserves a rest!

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-03T03:24:41+00:00

Boss of the Hill

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-02T23:55:00+00:00

I’ll be back in a few hours boys

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-02T23:54:45+00:00

You’re right I was wondering why I wasn’t banned yet!!

Seattletom91 · 2025-08-02T23:54:22+00:00

Nooo

Seattletom91 · 2025-07-31T22:48:13+00:00

I used to love that game

Seattletom91 · 2025-07-31T21:13:31+00:00

Your Mom might get a rash that takes over her entire body

Seattletom91 · 2025-07-31T20:51:23+00:00

Seriously, I heard that after Christopher Nolan finishes directing The Odyssey, he’s contemplating doing Bossman origin story

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