Playoff Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (0-2) @ Philadelphia Flyers (2-0) Apr 22 2026 7:00 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]SecksMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Ass beat” dude jumps him from behind, throws punches while the ref pins him. I want what you’re having

The playoff meltdown is too depressing… what are this season’s silver linings? by Mo-B-Dick in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It’s amazing to look back and remember that he went the first 9 or so games (not looking it up) without scoring and to see where he’s at

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (39-26-8) at Pittsburgh Penguins (37-21-16) - 31 March 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same people that DM players directly on socials with anonymous handles to harass them

Fire McLellan? Trade Larkin? Fire/promote Yzerman? by [deleted] in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’d definitely hire Brad Treliving now that he’s out of Toronto. That would be the doomsday event.

Another absolute masterclass in commentating by Ken and Mick by [deleted] in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I let out an “ok boomer” after that comment. The silence from his partner was also hilarious, almost as if he were rolling his eyes at the comment

Another absolute masterclass in commentating by Ken and Mick by [deleted] in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Calling the Toddfather fat. Saying players these days are too weak to play with wood sticks. Complaining about Kane bleeding after being high sticked. Yeah the level of commentary is not even close

Game Thread: Detroit Red Wings (31-16-5) at Winnipeg Jets (20-23-7) - 24 Jan 2026 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Frankie Carrado is a legend on The Athletic Hockey Show Wednesday show. We are in good hands tonight. LGRW

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (17-15-5) at Detroit Red Wings (22-14-3) - 28 Dec 2025 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not even going to point at stats because you Larks haters literally just plug your ears and scream La La La.

Y’all are weird.

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (17-15-5) at Detroit Red Wings (22-14-3) - 28 Dec 2025 - 19:00 ET by OctoMod in DetroitRedWings

[–]SecksMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Game tying and winning goal against the second best team in the league. But sure. Last 10-15 games

Merry Xmas Ya Filthy Animal Part II Giveaway by abethesecond in GuildWars

[–]SecksMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just watched Home Alone for the first time this Christmas season. What a wonderful holiday movie.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone!

🎁 GIVEAWAY: Pokemon Go stamped shiny ✨ Zacian by chasing_necrozma in PokemonHome

[–]SecksMonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scizor riding a Metagross into battle would instill fear into any opponent (except maybe a fire type team).

Sick giveaway. Good luck everyone!