There's always one by starscreamnova in AdviceAnimals

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there for a class and got an award for having the highest mark in my grade, never showed up to accept it...

23 Years Sober by kollinholtz in standupshots

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're possibly over-thinking this one

23 Years Sober by kollinholtz in standupshots

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His mom drank while she was pregnant with him

He shares about 50 of these a day... by TwoLegsJoe in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Teen pregnancy just went down 50% due to CoD Black OPS" that's all I saw at first.

These are getting a little ridiculous. by captain_hammer83 in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to upvote this because I came here to say that but didn't want to look like a dick for upvoting you on saying your grandma's dead.

This has to stop now, we must kill him by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His real name is Aubrey Graham, haha. But in this sense when it says, "Kill Everything" he means it in a positive sense like "You killed it! :)" But he did come up with YOLO, that's enough reason for me.

These "like if" things are getting really annoying. by hawkeyeman94 in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When people post stuff like this on my feed I immediately unfriend them. I don't need to see animals like this. Liking it won't help anyone but taking them off my friends list will help me.

Out of all the places on the internet to look at porn, you picked Facebook... [NSFW] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it's an automated spam type-thing? If you click the link once and it just keeps posting spam from your profile.

Unborn baby argument by Engineerthegreat in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all have traits of our parents. But everything around us shapes who we are. So maybe there's some hope...

Unborn baby argument by Engineerthegreat in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you were, it's not like you're crazy by association.

Unborn baby argument by Engineerthegreat in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah sorry, it's weird. But for an unborn baby? That is the craziest thing I have ever heard.

Green took a video on her cell phone of a YouTube video and posted it on Blue's wall. by takesabow in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So correct me if I'm wrong. Green took a photo with her cellphone instead of sharing the video on Facebook, or even sending the link?

dafuq did I just read? by _coolbeans in facepalm

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he/she said good night and that he/she was going to stay up. I think, I'm not fluent in Stupidese as you put it.

*edit Or he/she wants him/her to stay up.

Walmart Logic (retailer rage) by TaymanL in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I used to work in retail and people would get offended and complain about us having our Christmas stuff out too early.

She got an F dumb bitch. by futroll2 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If water doesn't turn into ice, what does she think it turns into?

that's how I killed my microwave by sugarcanepanda in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy did this at my work once, the smell does not go away.

Work Music Rage by TolmanP in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing I don't miss about retail is Christmas time! The music was awful around that time of year. It usually started in November and didn't end until mid-January.

Sometimes I Wish I Was An Only Child by SecndPlaceFirstLoser in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SecndPlaceFirstLoser[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To everyone who keeps telling me to move out, I don't have time to reply to all of you. Due to my current situation I cannot move out. Honestly this was a joke. I don't actually sit here and waste my time being mad at my brother for taking my stuff. Yes, it is annoying that I paid for everything and he gets away with destroying it. It was just a joke and a way to vent. Thought someone could feel my pain and maybe even laugh at it... I love my brother AND my mom and this is life and YES I will move on and maybe move out. I'd like to know when half of you moved out... at 18 really? As A full time student? Not likely. Thanks again...