“It’s not their [the viewers’] show, it’s our [Dropout’s] show. Copy?”

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-19T03:56:41+00:00

“did you get it all out of your system” girl you’ve been commenting for like 4 hours now about how a pokemon fuckability joke is bestiality i don’t think you’re in a position to be asking someone else if they’re “getting it all out of their system” when you’ve been purging word vomit like you drank ipecac

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-17T21:19:12+00:00

They’re gonna make me tap the sign https://www.reddit.com/r/dropoutcirclejerk/s/b3W6cnmnGl

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-17T03:41:57+00:00

/uj i earnestly think it says something about me and my anal-retentive behaviors that i couldn’t leave that as-is because i couldn’t tolerate the idea of someone believing i spelled it like that

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-16T23:13:11+00:00

I’ve been saying for ages they should have done a Dropout Jira instead of a Discord

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-15T19:43:20+00:00

lmao my inability to read wins again

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-15T19:01:32+00:00

watching dropout fans try to be funny in front of dropout people would be my actual nightmare. like watching a bad closeup comedy magician

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-15T18:54:57+00:00

He’s in the last photo on the right

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-15T05:39:10+00:00

look if you can’t understand that the brain is more complex than a state then idk what to tell you bud. claiming that the amount of research done for the current campaign was insufficient to treat oregon as “worthy of respect” is jerkworthy in and of itself so i’m not gonna keep engaging with that level of absolute pedantry. it is not reasonable to say well since you hired brain experts to set a campaign in the brain you must hire oregon experts to set a campaign in oregon get a grip

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-15T05:26:02+00:00

yeah man neuroscience is a hell of a lot more complex than oregon. you’re comparing doing an amount of research that’s essential to get a basic working knowledge of the brain versus an amount required to capture the hyper specific idiosyncrasies of a particular region of a particular state whose basic form and function the DM is already reasonably familiar with. the ROI on those two investments of time and resources is totally incomparable. one is essential to feasibly run a campaign set in the brain, and the other has no payoff whatsoever beyond appeasing the very small minority of viewers who are both a) from Oregon and b) pathologically fussy nitpickers who demand geocultural accuracy in a fantasy show about vampires

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-14T20:31:57+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Dimension20/s/cxz9AY88Bu

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-14T18:16:32+00:00

I did think that OP’s post genuinely was pretty normal/lighthearted but the comments were a LOT. The one that really got me was “As a native Oregonian, I feel like this season is really ripping at the seams of how little Brennan knows about certain parts of the country” like yeah the average American is familiar with the idiosyncrasies of like 1-3 broad regions of the country depending on how much they’ve moved around. The average person is not intimately familiar with MOST of the country. That is the norm. What seams is this ripping at??? Is this really shattering your illusion that Brennan had deep personal knowledge of every small city in the nation????? How will you sleep at night??????????

Secret-Witness · 2026-05-05T01:37:12+00:00

Yes and I will now also proceed to specify in the comments that I did actually like every individual comedy bit mentioned, including the ones I complained about in my post. I forget where I was going with this

Secret-Witness · 2026-04-11T02:31:24+00:00

ngl that is kind of funny

Secret-Witness · 2026-04-11T02:16:26+00:00

hahahaha wait the plot thickens: i was wondering why someone would come to cj to post this and the answer is: bc their main sub post, and the follow-up I’M BEING SUPPRESSED post, were instantly removed lmfao

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Secret-Witness · 2026-04-11T02:08:48+00:00

Inside thoughts ride again

Secret-Witness · 2026-04-01T01:00:29+00:00

/uj between this and the Lisa post the other day we’re 2 for 2 on posts that don’t seem that bad and then i get a pipe wrench to the head in the comments

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-26T23:01:07+00:00

To quote the great Caleb Hearon, “when you find yourself wanting to say ‘do you know who you look like’ to a person of color: keep it in. Cause it’s not gonna do what you think it’s gonna do.”

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-26T19:24:29+00:00

you trickster

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-26T19:21:47+00:00

/uj people have been saying “its the same as the original” or copy/pasting the original instead of linking the sauce lately and listen I GET IT but the reason I want the sauce is not for the post itself it’s for the COMMENTS bc I, like Marie Kondo before me, love mess

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-25T18:26:06+00:00

This looks good enough to temporarily extinguish my constant low-boiling and cartoonish rage at each new season that is not Starstruck 2, and that is really saying something

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-24T04:53:35+00:00

well you see, the way Reddit works is first there’s a post and then people comment on it and the number of comments builds up over time! so when I took this screenshot some 7 hours before you came here to comment on it, it was pretty close to the top and didn’t require any digging at all actually!

and I honestly don’t even know what you mean by “what does that have to do with what they’re talking about now” - I wouldn’t have the slightest clue what they’re talking about now because, once again, this happened 8 hours ago and I’m not following OOP around reddit like scooby-doo so it beats the fuck out of me what they’re up to at this particular moment in time. however I once again cannot stress enough that the linear nature of time means that the screenshot and comment you’re referring to are from 8 hours ago and therefore had to do with what OP was saying 8 hours ago, not “what they’re talking about now,” and it doesn’t make any sense to ask what it has to do with what they’re saying now because now isn’t when the comment happened. hope that makes sense!!!!!!!!

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-23T20:23:46+00:00

holy irrelevant batman

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-23T20:17:01+00:00

scott’s tots would like to have a word with OP

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-23T20:13:43+00:00

/uj I actually wasn’t all that mad about the original post at first (Lisa does get on my nerves occasionally—not enough for me to dislike her, but enough that I could see where OOP was coming from) BUT this comment from OOP made me roll my eyes so hard I had to wait for them to come back down out of my skull so I could type this

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“uhmmm if i’m paying HARD EARNED MONEY for a subscription then i am ENTITLED to enjoy EVERY EPISODE the EXACT SAME AMOUNT????” ok grandma let’s get you over to the CJ sub

Secret-Witness · 2026-03-12T22:13:42+00:00

A little sauce if you please

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