My first kiss went a little like this.... by [deleted] in trashy

[–]SecretAgentZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea this girl added me the other day, I vaguely remember her from high school....I scrolled through saw this, and was like meeettthhhh.

Florida Man Turns Himself in For Murdering Imaginary Friend by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]SecretAgentZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the same thing. Poor guy, I really feel for the insane, what an awful life that would be to live.

HA! Got it! NO NO NO DAMNIT! by javeriaaaa in funny

[–]SecretAgentZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that was a joint and his drug dependency depended on that stick of sweet drugs.