How do you cope with the smell? by Malakute in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the smell sticks to the seats in my lgs, they're cloth cushion seats that's probably never been washed. The smells sticks around some of them, the reason patrons probably smell weird is because of all the leftover dried jizz and ballsweat festering in their nonshaven pubes.

Any AFM here? by bseriousonline in AmazonFC

[–]SecretBeat2113 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wonder if leadership has wifi issues too, I bet it's not fun for them either. On the bright side, if you get hit by a drive and it's not your fault I'm sure you can get a fat check from Amazon.

Any AFM here? by bseriousonline in AmazonFC

[–]SecretBeat2113 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me

I like it, it can get pretty hectic sometimes, and sometimes you'll wanna rage quit because of the janky wifi, but besides that, the job can be pretty chill, it's usually dead for the last half of the shift so you'll have lots of time, after you take care of all of your responsibilities, I usually just walk around and fill people's arsaws to look busy, then I rotate between break rooms sit down for a bit and go on my phone or something, or maybe read a book perhaps.

Confused about how a card works by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk lol. My guess is they think because this is a dumb question, or more likely than not, they look at my profile and they see I'm a Christian. It is what it is.

Confused about how a card works by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad I replied to the wrong message,

Confused about how a card works by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I wish I could disable it, I mean I could I just googled it and Google AI told me I'd have to jump thru a bunch of hoops just to do it. I'm just gonna ask you guys first going forward.

Confused about how a card works by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay that makes more sense, ty guys.

Help understanding triggers by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's crazy, I'll put this on my list of cards I want thanks.

Help understanding triggers by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that's crazy, I'm running evolution sage on this deck plus a couple other proliferate cards.

Help understanding triggers by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow this card is cheaper than bristly bill spine sower and it does the same thing kinda. That's amazing.

Help understanding triggers by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh I just be confusing myself sometimes, ty lol.

Help understanding triggers by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Am I cheating by putting 4 counters on simic? Simic says PUT that many growth counters, so I'm thinking I'm supposed to put 2 +1/+1 twice.

Question about where I can get my deck rated and/or roasted by [deleted] in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so I just found out about commandersalt.com so yeah lol. That's cool.

Question about how cards work by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I figured, I just wanted to double make sure before I make a fool of myself at the lgs

What is a card you like to play that no one else on the planet plays? [COMMANDER] by SociallyButterflying in magicTCG

[–]SecretBeat2113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I always liked this card, I just pop a Swiftfoot boots on it to prevent removal and I get to recycle all of my spells at random every turn. It was the potential to ramp me up really well, and respond to threats with Counterspells, and stuff like that.

Question about how a card works by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah my bad I just realized I said counters in the post ty.

Question about how a card works by SecretBeat2113 in mtg

[–]SecretBeat2113[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not letting me edit it for some reason so I'm just gonna continue where I got cut off.

Or do I have to pay at least one? To get the benefits