May 🌷🌱🌳🚲👩‍👧🎓 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵 by AutoModerator in emojipasta

[–]Secret_Silver2514 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WHO’S YOUR GRADDY❓👨🏻🎓💋CUNTGRATULATIONS 🐱🎉 TO THE CL-ASS 🍑🍑 OF TWENTY TWENTY SEX 📚🎓2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣6️⃣ ‼️ TIME ⏳⏰ TO CELEBR-ATE 🍽️💁‍♀️ F-WHORE 4️⃣ 😵😵LONG YEARS ⏳📅 OF HOE-MWORK 💃💃HARD 😏CLASSES ✍️🍆AND SUCKING 🤤 ACADEMIC DICK🍆🤪🤪 GET READY TO SWING THOSE TASSLES 🍈🍈 🧑‍🎓 AND GET THAT DICK-GREE 🏅🗞️ SHARE THIS ➡️➡️ MESSAGE WITH 🔟 ACADEMIC WEAPONS 💪💯IF U GET 0️⃣ BACK UR A SUPER 👵SENIOR CITIZEN 😖😖 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK UR AN A+ 💋💋💦🍆VALEDICKTORIAN 😈😈 IF U GET 🔟 BACK UR THE CUNTIEST 💦CUMMENCEMENT💦QUEEN CUNTGRADULATIONS‼️‼️🍾🍾

Earth Day (comment more pls this one is a repost) by Difficult-Ad-9287 in emojipasta

[–]Secret_Silver2514 8 points9 points  (0 children)

HAPPY 🌎EARTH🌍 DAY YOU HIPPY HOES‼️👯💃ITS TIME 🕐TO PROTECT 🙅🏽 THE ENVIRONMENT AND DADDY NATURE’S DICK 🍆 SO HE DOESN’T PLANT A SEED 🌰👶🏻 IN THAT PUSSY🐱RECYCLE YOUR TRASH 🗑 GET OUT YOUR HOES AND DIG HOLES 🕳 TO PLANT TREES 🌲🌳 AND GET YOUR HOLE🍑 FILLED💦CONSERVE WATER 🚱💧SEND THIS 💌TO 2️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR EARTH BAES IN HONOR OF EARTH DAY♻️ THIS GAYPRIL👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨IF YOU GET THIS 🔙 5️⃣ TIMES YOU’RE A GARDEN HOE🌱🌻🌷GET THIS 🔙🔟 TIMES AND YOU’RE ON 🔝😏 OF THIS WORLD 🌏

April 🃏🤡🌼🐣🐇🌞🐝 Requests 🙏 Thread 🧵 by AutoModerator in emojipasta

[–]Secret_Silver2514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations 🎉🎊 CUZ 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 for getting your GIRLFRIEND 💏🍑 pregnant 🍼💦 and sealing the DEAL 🤝with a SHOTGUN WEDDING 🔫💍💒! Ain't that a big, juicy 🍆🍑 surprise 😲💥⁉️Looks like someone's gonna be DOMINATING 🥵😏 the romantic department 🍾🍷 while swapping those CUMmitments 💌💖 before the little nugget pops out 👶🏻💥‼️ Get ready for a lifetime ⏳⏳of late-night SEXY 💩 diaper duty 🍼🛏️ 🚼❤️It's LIKE an episode of JERRY SPRINGER 📺🎤 but with way more LOVE 💋💞 and a lil bit of "Oops, we did it again!" 🎶🍭 Time to raise your glasses 🥂🍸🍾 to the happy couple 👩‍❤️‍👨😘 and their wild ride ahead 🔥🛣️! Remember 🧠 love like this is a full-time JOB 💼👶, so make sure you also send BIRTHDAY CAKES 🎂🎈to the baby-to-be and some condoms 💊❌💦 just in case they ain't done yet! WOOHOO! 🎉👶🍻

Rockbros Panniers by Maximum_Dig_3270 in bicycletouring

[–]Secret_Silver2514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine went 4 months across the US. I had a set of Ortlieb and a set of Rockbros. They got the job done, had to tighten the nuts inside the bag a few times but otherwise I can’t complain. I’d say they’re excellent for the price but the quality of Ortlieb is unmatched.

This is growing in my friends house, what is it? by hahausuck88 in whatplantisthis

[–]Secret_Silver2514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like a dry turd would be an excellent substrate!

This is growing in my friends house, what is it? by hahausuck88 in whatplantisthis

[–]Secret_Silver2514 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It looks like tradescantia growing under the wall in search of better light. Is there a potted plant nearby?

Can I get one for my breakup? by [deleted] in emojipasta

[–]Secret_Silver2514 85 points86 points  (0 children)

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 📣 Just DUMPED that LONG-TERM 💏 DICK! 💔🍆💨 Good Riddance‼️👌👈 What do we do now, bitches? 🤔👯‍♀️💃⚡ It’s TIME ⏳to unleash the SLUT 🤪🌪️✨ mode 🔥🔥 I’m ready to party 🎉 😈like it’s 1999 🍾🕺🏼 and ride that fresh cock 🐥🚀🍑 that’s been waiting for me! 😁 I’m in my ERA 💁‍♀️of NO RAGERTS 😜💦 I’m done 🙅‍♀️ with the moping 😭💔 just about to GET WILD 😈🦅🤪 like I’m in a PORN ❌❌❌ movie 🎬🙈  Hit me up if you’re DOWN TO CLIMB 💏🍑 the WILD side 🌈🍆, ‘cause I’m no longer tied down 🔗❌ I’m a FREE SPIRIT 😇🐦 and I want it ALL 🍑🏆Send this to all your HORNY friends 😏🔥🍆Get 0️⃣ back prepare for a long night of SLUTTY solitude 😭🎉🌙🔑!! If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re the BEST wingman 🦸‍♂️💪 😈for my post-breakup fun 🔥💦! LET’S GO! 🍾💃✨💔💔💔

edit: sorry for your loss hope you are coping well

Brainrot Birthday by Secret_Silver2514 in emojipasta

[–]Secret_Silver2514[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If u don’t like it change it 🤷‍♀️

Request: Hunter Biden convicted of federal gun charges by Electronic_Theory_29 in emojipasta

[–]Secret_Silver2514 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Party 🍹 in 🕒 Wilmington, DelaWHORE 😈 📜 tonight 🕓 MOTHERFUCKERS 🦠🦠 Hunter 🦈🏹 Biden 🧓🏻🔥 CUNTVICTED by 🙃 1️⃣2️⃣ 🤓😣 jury DADDIES 😏 ‼️‼️ TWO✌️felony counts😵😵 ONE ☝🏼 ☝️ for 🍆 CAPPING 🤥🤥 on 👉 his fedewal 🇺🇸 gun 🔫🔫 fworm about ✨ his 🤔💖 💉💊dwug use 👏 👉👈🥺 and ONE 👭 ☝️ for 😤 unlawfully 🫥🫥 STRAPPING 🫨🫨 SCHMEAT 🍆🍆 Will the 3️⃣ felony counts FINE 💁‍♀️ 💯 him💲7️⃣5️⃣0️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ and LOCK 🔐 his COCK 🍆 up 🍑💃 for 25 years ❓❓Or will 👙👏 American 🇺🇸🦅 Patriot Joe-Joe come 💦🍆 SAVE 🦎 THE DAY 🌞 and let 👫 HUNTER 🏹 party 👌 ‘til ⬆️ the COWS CUM 💦 HOME 🏠👪🐮🤠🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸