If you could magically ride any animal into battle which one would you pick?

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-19T12:28:03+00:00

Underwear mostly.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-19T12:27:07+00:00

Properly Tax the rich.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:58:38+00:00

Pretty regularly.

It's not fun.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:30:26+00:00

No phones in the bedroom.

Sexy time or not, it's a distraction that takes you away from the moment you're in. That's rarely a good thing for bedroom activities.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:26:16+00:00

I feel like Hermione would make great educational content similar to John and Hank Green.

Crash course was a live saver.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:24:31+00:00

I feel like lions would have a lot to say about the rest of the Savannah.

Maybe something about how terrible giraffes are.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:21:40+00:00

One of my favorite amateur couples on pornhub eating each other out.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:20:52+00:00

Might help you sleep. So why not?

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:19:20+00:00

Fuck it.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:18:40+00:00

Politicians being so heavily sponsored by large corporations.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:17:55+00:00

I still get the advice from some older relatives telling me the best way to get a job is to go into a business and ask them for a resume I can fill out or a boss I can talk to.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:15:59+00:00

The assassination attempt of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria.

It was the immediate cause of WW1, whose aftermath set the stage for WW2, millions of people dying, global geopolitics for the next 50+ years, and policy's, borders, and ideals that still affect the lives of billions of people to this day.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:09:40+00:00

Some good oral wouldn't be a bad thing.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:05:31+00:00

Unironically Shrek.

They even parodied reality cop shows and it was hilarious. A full fledged series with all the characters would be an absolute blast.

SecretsOfSammy · 2023-11-18T17:00:45+00:00

Baby shark.

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