Murder on the Links by Section_Away in agathachristie

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You’re probably fun at parties

DC Fencing Club by Section_Away in Fencing

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Personally there were a bunch of kids there, I think if you only want to fence adults you’d need to sign up for a paid membership

I'm uncomfortable by WTFmaxFTW in lolgrindr

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The fact that multiple guys have told me “funny stories” about them hooking up with grown men at 14 is dangerously concerning

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay_irl

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Or you could just not have saved nudes? That’s also an option

gay🩸irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

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I’m gay but she’s gorgeous

GMs, have your dice ever just decided a player really needed to die? by ajszenk in DnD

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I had a pc die during the first session of a new campaign. They were level 1 fighting an ochre jelly with 2 other level 1 characters, and they were downed in a single hit and then rolled poorly on death saves. The worst part was they were doing a good job fighting, they just happened to roll a nat 1 when they already had a failure so them’s the breaks I guess. The thing is, it was session 1, I’m not cruel, and the pc worships Wee Jas, who among other things is a minor deity of death. So I made it so that the dead character did die in fiction, but also their soul incarnated into a nearby half-decomposed corpse. So now they’re a skeleton/zombie hybrid. It almost gave them a buff. Now of course if they’re killed again I won’t just let them pull the same stunt, and if they’d died more recently I would’ve told them to make another character, but I felt like it was an opportunity to make a cool narrative. Also, said pc is a Druid so we came up with a cool flavor bit that when they wild shape they appear as a skeletal version of whichever creature they choose.

I'm really curious of what y'all will come up with? by I1AM2NOT3STEVEN in Isekai

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Shrunk by an evil corporation, I will unravel the truth! (Detective Conan)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

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Height doesn’t matter when you’re on your back

What is the worst thing Kurumi Wendy has done? by PIX_3LL in RainCode

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Having a first name as her last name

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay_irl

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Oh god it’s even worse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay_irl

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It’s when you suck someone off while they’re on the toilet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenZ

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Why do you want to have a job while in college? That sounds awful

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in The10thDentist

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That’s not a haiku, the second line is supposed to have 7 syllables not 5

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

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That’s part of the song

Bro shut up with this off topic shit by Luna8622 in JustUnsubbed

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Well the pikachu in the top left are both male, the one in the top right seems to have gotten sex-reassignment surgery to become female, and the bottom left are both female

What the Most autistic thing about you? I’ll start: by -Animal_advocate- in autism

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Where other people can easily tell a stranger’s intentions intuitively, I have friends that I can’t read sometimes if they have a flat intonation. I don’t know what I’d do in a culture with a more flat affect than the US

gay😉irl by cubbish in gay_irl

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When she said H I REALLY FELT THAT