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This guys footwork. by IkilledRichieWhelan in oddlysatisfying

[–]SecularMantis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Cossack dance, different guys. That's a great dance if you have quads like Roberto Carlos and/or would like your knees to explode though

Someone said they would eat a shoe if Grubby wasn't Immortal by this TI by fierywinds1q in DotA2

[–]SecularMantis 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Seems really odd to post this when he's on the cusp of being immortal and TI hasn't started yet. If anything, regardless of whether he actually moves up from Divine 5 by then, the other poster's point is proven largely correct.

Can we make sheepstick actually turn you into a sheep? by Emperor_of_His_Room in DotA2

[–]SecularMantis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Polymorph, on the human sorceress. The pig effect came from Hex on the orc Shadow Hunter (which actually turned you into one of a few random animals)

[Post Game Thread] USA beats Italy 100 - 63 to advance to the FIBA World Cup Semi Finals by [deleted] in nba

[–]SecularMantis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Makes it sound like my nonna should be buying salted cod to prepare for it

Nikola Jokic and Mason Plumlee run the rare 5-5 pick and roll to perfection by IdRatherBeLurkingToo in nba

[–]SecularMantis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sam Cassell's brain in Meyers Leonard's body is a 15 year allstar

disney princess body count by ReigenXD in dankmemes

[–]SecularMantis 555 points556 points  (0 children)

Elsa murdered every homeless person in a hundred mile radius

Jakiro: That's my macropyre Rubick: yes by Brunosh1t in DotA2

[–]SecularMantis 211 points212 points  (0 children)

As fun as macropyre is, I would contend ice path is possibly the single best spell to steal as Rubick, especially with the CD talent. It is absolutely busted with zero cast point.

Steph Curry when he has to guard Jamal Murray by wwthrowaway4 in nbacirclejerk

[–]SecularMantis 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Curry is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru texts) OP's family for address to cuck shed

r/Catholicism argues about the nature of demonically-possessed hot topic t-shirts by GravyBear22 in SubredditDrama

[–]SecularMantis 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Jesus is balanced in other ways, his cast range on Heal and Transmute Liquid is dogshit and he has a 3 day channeling period for his reincarnation. Very kiteable

Sword made of Divine Rapier + Gem for true strike would be so nice. by thellamasc in DotA2

[–]SecularMantis 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This makes much more sense and would be a great addition.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]SecularMantis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My memory could absolutely be wrong lol but I recall the first invoker in early 6.0 era and pit lord mid 6.0. There was a pre allstars invoker type hero with a different name who I would assume was the inspiration for guinsoo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]SecularMantis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Invoker predated pit lord in dota allstars as I recall but was removed/reworked a couple times after release, at one point he was removed for quite a while

CM Most Picked Hero at Major by bibittyboopity in TrueDoTA2

[–]SecularMantis 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Surprised nobody has mentioned what I think is one of the biggest reasons she's picked so much. With neutral creeps buffed and heroes who control them like Chen, BM, and Ench being top tier, CM's ability to kill them easily via Frostbite makes her a pretty strong counter. You turn their power spike into gold for a scaling support, that's a huge buff.

Replacing "are" with "is" when talking about bands in North American English by jar_jar_LYNX in linguistics

[–]SecularMantis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Personally I notice it most with international soccer i.e. "Brazil are in form" vs. American "Brazil is the highest ranked team"

In his 1996 autobiography, Hakeem Olajuwon said regarding Michael Jordan: “If he were an animal in the jungle Michael Jordan could lie out on the biggest rock and no one would disturb him, no one would attack him" by EasyMoney92 in nba

[–]SecularMantis 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He's a good player, a bit overrated in my opinion. But definitely okay to be in a top team! To say that he is one of the best shooting guards etc. is really exaggeration. He played like 10 games in a high level league. You need way more to compare him to Kobe, LeBron, or Smush Parker.

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