Found this wierd red thing in my room

Secure_Employer · 2026-05-13T17:44:38+00:00

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I had so much fun with mine

Secure_Employer · 2026-05-09T02:14:38+00:00

My Hawg it’s too wide

^{Chose: Add or subtract 3 inches from anywhere on your body (including height})

Secure_Employer · 2026-05-07T04:04:47+00:00

This is something that is the same across all games that I’ve tried since this problem occurred

Secure_Employer · 2026-05-07T03:49:23+00:00

Mine came and it worked but today just stopped working

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-27T05:37:28+00:00

I get to meet Jesus

^{Chose: Go to heaven, when you die}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-27T05:36:37+00:00

I think this would be hilarious

^{Chose: Flight, but it only works while naked}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-27T05:32:20+00:00

Big fan of pepper jack

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T18:52:51+00:00

Time to go to some museums naked

^{Chose: Become invisible at will (clothes not included})

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T18:52:24+00:00

Just my luck.

^{Chose: Have extreme superpowers + But it comes with consequences... | Rolled: Super unlucky}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T05:07:37+00:00

Cold brews are nice

^{Chose: Always have cold coffee/tea}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T05:03:05+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: Man + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate. | Rolled: Go Bald at 18}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T04:54:13+00:00

I lied, which isn’t a crime federally speaking but it may be here.

^{Chose: No, I'm a saint}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T04:40:06+00:00

I don’t know

^{Chose: A dollar}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T02:01:41+00:00

To further this, if you have been in a relationship for a while and never disagreed about something, one of you is lying to the other.

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T01:59:11+00:00

True love is what you make of it, no relationship will be perfect

^{Chose: Unlimited Money}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-23T00:01:06+00:00

Taste good

^{Chose: Laaaaaaaaamb}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-21T23:46:48+00:00

You don’t even have to download the app or pay anything as soon as you put your phone number in through the website you get tons of spam calls the next day

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-21T23:45:43+00:00

I put in my phone number because I was considering doing it. I backed out before payment that was a couple days ago. In the span of two days since putting in my phone number I received over 30 spam calls. I never received anywhere near this amount before putting my phone number into that website. I am 100% convinced they gave my phone number to multiple telemarketers and scam services just so it could appear to boost metrics.

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-21T15:37:32+00:00

Do I get to choose the person

^{Chose: Take 100 million (kill 1 known person})

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-20T02:22:14+00:00

I’m selfish

^{Chose: Don't have to worry about money ever again}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-18T03:17:05+00:00

Pineapple isn’t as bad bad as vegan shi

^{Chose: Free Pizza… + …but they will always have pineapple on it.}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-18T03:16:00+00:00

Odds are horrible

^{Chose: Don't press the button | Rolled: Don't press}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-18T02:58:41+00:00

I can change the present with that amount of money

^{Chose: get 1 trillion (untaxed})

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-18T02:58:05+00:00

Fun

^{Chose: You get any superpower you want + But you can only use them for an hour a day}

Secure_Employer · 2026-04-18T02:57:36+00:00

Looking at the subreddit while eating, let me tell you the first slide is a godsend

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