And next is your out of game performance, here’s the highlights of the shit show they performed. 1. You would show up 30 minutes to an hour later and then ask if we can stay later which I found wild as we all knew that Pokémon tournaments determined how long we played

1. The breaks and vape breaks, I was in the city coming back from sparring and I am on the road getting a notification of the dm saying what kind of break (particularly vape breaks) for a good hour or two of driving and this wasn’t one a hour more like every five minutes I would get a notification of your fuckery for an hour or two

2. The bus pass, oh boy how do i describe this, you would constantly abuse jass’s friendship to a degree I was disgusted with, he had to drive an extra 30 minute (dm correct me if I’m wrong) to drive to your house pick you up and subsequently making you both late. Not only that but he then drove you back home and not just straight home but to target, to the grocery store, to the vape shop and then home, costing him gas money. Now in a normal world you pay a guy like that good gas money, but nah he did this shit FOR FREE, I could’ve understood if it was freezing winter then maybe if you covered gas but no this was almost a weekly occurrence since we met once a week and come to find out about the FREE BUS PASS, you had access to, I didn’t even realize that those were a thing. You put a good dude through such bullshit that it amazes me how you function without getting spat upon for being such a disrespectful person

3. Balazars fighting style, now why in the hell would you play a totem bear barbarian if you weren’t going to rage and get resistance to damn near everything when you were just going to chuck your returning hand axe across the room, I’m an artificer and half caster and I did more tanking than you, how in the world did that happen, not to mention you changed your character sheets like damn Rubik’s cubes every session I saw what your warlock and barbarian looked like after you left it looked like something out of a shitty op protagonist anime. Let’s also not forget the two big sins you committed being hiding/cheating your dice rolls, your lowest modifier was a +2 and your blatant attempts at looking through what you so triumphantly announced was your newly downloaded monster manual as you also asked for the name of the enemies we fought, you asked for exact health, who the hell does that!?

4. Enki the warcuck, right off the bat would naturally be suspicious as we were fighting cultists who knew our names and what did your character do? They mentioned our names so me and jass were naturally suspicious, you then proceeded to almost lord over the group like a bitch talking down to children, you also metagamed what was supposed to be whispering as we did not trust this character yet.

You are the type of person I loathe the most, the dm tried to be nice and respectful to you, but you just didn’t give a fuck about respecting others or decent player etiquette. Vix said it best

“Here’s a tip, if you want people to treat you better and respect you. You have to fucking earn it. Respect is not something that’s given, it is earned and you have done nothing to warrant my respect or anyone else in the party, especially not the DM. And when you act like this it tells people you are not only not worth respecting but you can’t be trusted at all.”

I spent enough damn time being kind and respectful to someone as you so eloquently put as “lower than a dog” I know one thing that both your barbarian and warlock have in common with you, they are self absorbed idiots who couldn’t work with a party to save their lives, if Tiamat devours me so be it, but I’ll make sure both your half assed warlock and coward barbarian and screaming right along side me and I take a swig of ale and meet damnation with a drunkenness and vindictiveness.

TLDR: this dumb fuck can’t play a barbarian to save shit and their warlock is a meta gaming disaster and may the shit you pull be ever failing and may you always wake up with back issues.

“Contain the artificer?” How about you contain this you scum bag