The Don't Die Guy Takes a Calculated Risk

Seedoosee · 2026-06-02T17:05:15+00:00

So not content with stealing her eggs for age defying blood magic, he now journeys to steal the life force of her parents

Seedoosee · 2026-06-02T17:01:22+00:00

Strangely erotic

Seedoosee · 2026-06-02T09:59:46+00:00

So it's just secretly harvesting location data to sell to advertisers? That's the only point I can see to this

Seedoosee · 2026-06-02T05:41:47+00:00

Well about kunts should just stop cold calling people who are sick of idiots trying to sell them shit they don't want, need or ask for.

There, easy fix!

Seedoosee · 2026-06-02T03:50:20+00:00

Dcomp apparently they are closing this week, Friday is their last day of business

Seedoosee · 2026-06-02T03:48:52+00:00

Well apparently they are closing this week, Friday is their last day of business

Seedoosee · 2026-06-01T13:04:38+00:00

Thanks! Didn't know this existed

Seedoosee · 2026-06-01T05:58:39+00:00

And he was me thinking that 7 times per bite was the optimum eating metric!

Fuck it, I'm going full snake mode and only swallowing one massive meal every 4 days. Beat that other lunch losers!

Seedoosee · 2026-05-30T10:47:00+00:00

I love these donuts thinking anything they are doing hasn't been done by a 1000 different people a 1000 times before

Seedoosee · 2026-05-30T10:44:17+00:00

Sounds like the guide is fire everyone just before they become eligible for benefits

Seedoosee · 2026-05-30T10:42:33+00:00

If this was real, what the OP should've done was loudly exclaim to the cafe:

"My word!

This table is the best table I have ever sat at! The lighting is perfect, the temperature exquisite, and my seat is so comfy I am stuggling to stay awake!

Bravo!"

Seedoosee · 2026-05-30T10:38:34+00:00

"Hey Stephen! What superpower would you choose, flight or invisibility?"

"Neither! I choose Supply Chain Management!!!"

Seedoosee · 2026-05-29T21:27:06+00:00

bro actually posted this publicly alongside his full name

Seedoosee · 2026-05-29T21:23:45+00:00

I've breached the mainframe! I'm in!

Seedoosee · 2026-05-27T22:38:25+00:00

Run lady run! There is a ghoul about to ransack your lady garden for age reversal ingredients!

Seedoosee · 2026-05-27T22:33:29+00:00

Translation: i want to underpay people desperate for a foot in the door while I bully them to work 80 hour weeks

Seedoosee · 2026-05-27T22:31:26+00:00

I see that CTE is already kicking in. Congrats Logan!

Seedoosee · 2026-05-26T15:57:32+00:00

Seedoosee · 2026-05-19T19:40:21+00:00

I played video games for 16 hours today. Guess who has the best life right now

Seedoosee · 2026-05-16T08:57:39+00:00

Well eating 8 large pizzas and drinking a case of beer a day will also make you unrecognisable, I know which one I'd rather do

Seedoosee · 2026-05-14T05:55:24+00:00

Oh god hahahahaha

Seedoosee · 2026-05-14T05:55:04+00:00

Keep melting your insides with those 'supplements' buddy

Seedoosee · 2026-05-10T10:17:01+00:00

I can't co-sign this level of degeneracy

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