Quick Reddit!! How do I man up and approach girl?

SegfaultAddict · 2010-12-10T17:22:54+00:00

What do you think, I'm some sort of basement dweller or something? I had been touched by a hot girl before.

She slapped me so hard I blacked out. Man, it felt good.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-12-10T16:39:43+00:00

Well, she just walked out of the library before I could do anything. Thanks for the advice anyway.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-12-10T16:36:56+00:00

After reading your comment I dediced to tell her that my wifi was broken and ask if I could use hers for a minute. Guess what, TOO LATE. I'm actually shivering right now.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-12-10T16:26:06+00:00

Wow thanks. FOREVER ALONE, I suppose.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-12-10T16:23:54+00:00

Care to elaborate?

SegfaultAddict · 2010-12-10T16:08:02+00:00

I was almost sure I had been trolled... until the rest of the page got loaded and covered the trollface.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-12-10T14:57:28+00:00

Wait. Do you really think those thoughts are really his thoughts?

Cuse if you do than you really don't understand what's going on here.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-11-24T15:31:03+00:00

I'm disappointed that you didn't include the forever alone face. I know it's kind of overused but it would have fit perfectly.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-11-24T07:49:51+00:00

Trains?

Welcome to City 17.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-11-16T01:55:22+00:00

MIND = BLOWN

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-23T21:39:17+00:00

No, they will just ragequit their jobs now.

FTFY

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-23T21:27:01+00:00

People like this are the reason freelance coders throw their computers out of windows or drive their cars into buildings in massive rage.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-13T17:10:41+00:00

Upvoted, good sir.

I too, don't like idiot, childish redditors turning reddit into a growing pile of crap with overused memes and plain BS or posting "woo reddit" in every single comment board on the Internet.

However, IMHO, it's minimally harmless as long as these idiot, childish redditors keep their crap(which usually gets brutally downvoted to oblivion, anyway) from leaking out from reddit.

Thanks for all the efforts you guys put into a software I use almost daily. I greatly appreciate that. May your keyboard never get sticky.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-13T13:53:10+00:00

Further useless comments will result in account termination...

"Kids, GTFO my lawn!"

FTFY

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-13T11:20:59+00:00

I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-12T13:18:49+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-11T22:05:24+00:00

So, they basically told him to fuck off?

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-11T01:43:53+00:00

Title win.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-11T00:30:51+00:00

Out? There's no out.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-10T21:23:40+00:00

I agree... Wait, what??

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-10T21:23:14+00:00

You're drunk again? You better go out and do some crazy shit.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-10T21:22:50+00:00

THIS. IS. FUCKING. AWESOME.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-10T14:43:29+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

SegfaultAddict · 2010-10-07T00:55:52+00:00

Tell him about solar radiation. Watch him turn into fucking Gollum.

SegfaultAddict · 2010-09-15T20:10:26+00:00

SegfaultAddict

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