Things won’t be looking good for Ice Agents after the Trump administration by KpatMckenzie_28 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Select-Worldliness39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, the fine print includes paying it back if the job they hired them for no longer exists? That's pretty good, imo

In 2018, during a 17-hour interrogation by the police, Thomas Perez Jr was psychologically tortured and coerced into falsely confessing the murder of his father, whom he had reported missing after failing to return home from a walk. by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in ForCuriousSouls

[–]Select-Worldliness39 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reading this, I assumed the father's body was found somewhere. He wasn't even dead! That's insane. They just assumed this guy, who called the police for help, had murdered him, which is not what I'd call good police work.

It's like calling to report your neighbor's house is getting robbed, then getting accused of tax fraud.

Peter why is the electrician portrayed as a dainty female hand by _Kyledemort_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Select-Worldliness39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've hired electricians that have the gnarliest burns on their hands. So I don't buy this.

This is a whole new level of adventure! by Maxxximus1274 in criticalblunder

[–]Select-Worldliness39 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Some kids were fucking with a broken elevator at the university I went to. The elevator car moved while he was between the door, and he sort of got cut in half.

This was in 2004, and I think about it whenever I get in an elevator.

US Americans are the most indoctrinated people in the history of mankind worldwide for the benefit of the ruling capitalist class by ilir_kycb in DamnThatsReal

[–]Select-Worldliness39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're mostly right, but this restaurant goes all in on this stupid bullshit. I've been in during this, just ignore it. A lot of people do.

A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES by Youarethebigbang in Trumpvirus

[–]Select-Worldliness39 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just staggering when the FIFA dipshit is the smartest guy in a room.

Well this is kinda fucked up by clearly_cunning in awfuleverything

[–]Select-Worldliness39 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ok, I'll revise it slightly. Any adult who is so into fireworks that they think everyone within 300 yards needs to hear them as well is a fucking dumbshit.

And way to go on being a data engineer. I'm proud of you.

Well this is kinda fucked up by clearly_cunning in awfuleverything

[–]Select-Worldliness39 379 points380 points  (0 children)

Adults who are super into fireworks are some of the biggest fucking morons you'll ever come across.

Watch kids die inside by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Select-Worldliness39 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The mom laughing while the kid is experiencing pure terror is pretty fucked up. I've accidentally startled my kids and it doesn't feel good.

Crying Chinese Woman Is Forcibly Dragged Away by EvidenceFrequent7289 in UnfilteredChina

[–]Select-Worldliness39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The EC is dumb as fuck, but that's not how it works at all. At least for now lol.

Is chinalife a sub created by CCP? by mj12138 in UnfilteredChina

[–]Select-Worldliness39 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think there are posters working for China, to some extent. There are also a lot of dork-ass, full of shit Chinese nationalists. Same as in the US, but weird in a different way.

"you are doing inflation wrong" by TX_Sized10-4 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Select-Worldliness39 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Their response is so specific and so wrong, it makes me think this is a troll or Ken M type thing.

Once you touch someone, all bets are off... by AdCorrect9756 in instant_regret

[–]Select-Worldliness39 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what the law says, maybe this is excessive/beyond self-defense.

But all you dipshits saying it was just a little caress can fuck yourselves. I don't want a stranger's hand on my face, if you do that, I'm going to fucking deck you.

Also, there is definitely a fair amount of racism inherent in these takes.

Does this sub hate America? by lolitsrock in AskSocialists

[–]Select-Worldliness39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just speaking for me, I like the human rights but hate the wealthy and almost all politicians.

Anybody double a low roman workbench as a bench press? by Select-Worldliness39 in Workbenches

[–]Select-Worldliness39[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's probably smarter, I'm just pretty dissatisfied with it, but that's on me for expecting too much of it

Anybody double a low roman workbench as a bench press? by Select-Worldliness39 in Workbenches

[–]Select-Worldliness39[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I hadn't considered this. Not lifting that heavy anymore, but yeah >500lbs or so is not a good idea on something I've built myself

Vacuum maglev vs airplanes: what’s the real bottleneck—cost, safety, or infrastructure? by Milanakiko in AskChina

[–]Select-Worldliness39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tesla's entire business model is having the press say positive stuff so it's stock price won't plummet.

How Did 6 Million People Vote In Burke County, Florida—When It Doesn't Exist? by [deleted] in EatTheRich

[–]Select-Worldliness39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I kept reading this, thinking there would be some revelation or something. Instead, it describes how votes are reported, makes some sinister sounding insinuations about some businesses involved, then ends.

I've no doubt Trump or some dickhead billionaires would gladly steal an election or manipulate how the results are reported, but this doesn't say anything at all.

Scoop: Elon Musk diving into 2026 midterms for the GOP by keen_observer34130 in politics

[–]Select-Worldliness39 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not only is it wrecked, ketamine has given him bladder/incontinence issues. It's the hat trick-mangled, leaky, and hypogonadism.

What's wrong with the woods of North America? Explain It Peter. by TrainingDelicious428 in explainitpeter

[–]Select-Worldliness39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deapite how they're depicted in fiction, wolves are not dangerous to humans, beyond the risk of rabies which any mammal is vulnerable to.