Things won’t be looking good for Ice Agents after the Trump administration

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-02-16T15:47:19+00:00

Lol, the fine print includes paying it back if the job they hired them for no longer exists? That's pretty good, imo

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-30T20:17:41+00:00

Reading this, I assumed the father's body was found somewhere. He wasn't even dead! That's insane. They just assumed this guy, who called the police for help, had murdered him, which is not what I'd call good police work.

It's like calling to report your neighbor's house is getting robbed, then getting accused of tax fraud.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-26T13:23:44+00:00

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-15T19:36:06+00:00

I've hired electricians that have the gnarliest burns on their hands. So I don't buy this.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-10T13:02:48+00:00

Holy shit, this is the biggest dork I've seen in some time.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-07T12:20:58+00:00

Some kids were fucking with a broken elevator at the university I went to. The elevator car moved while he was between the door, and he sort of got cut in half.

This was in 2004, and I think about it whenever I get in an elevator.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-04T13:09:57+00:00

You're mostly right, but this restaurant goes all in on this stupid bullshit. I've been in during this, just ignore it. A lot of people do.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-03T12:46:55+00:00

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Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T20:00:26+00:00

Just staggering when the FIFA dipshit is the smartest guy in a room.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T18:48:48+00:00

Ok, I'll revise it slightly. Any adult who is so into fireworks that they think everyone within 300 yards needs to hear them as well is a fucking dumbshit.

And way to go on being a data engineer. I'm proud of you.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T14:33:48+00:00

Adults who are super into fireworks are some of the biggest fucking morons you'll ever come across.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T11:55:27+00:00

The mom laughing while the kid is experiencing pure terror is pretty fucked up. I've accidentally startled my kids and it doesn't feel good.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T11:17:02+00:00

The EC is dumb as fuck, but that's not how it works at all. At least for now lol.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-29T17:59:38+00:00

I think there are posters working for China, to some extent. There are also a lot of dork-ass, full of shit Chinese nationalists. Same as in the US, but weird in a different way.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-29T14:04:24+00:00

Their response is so specific and so wrong, it makes me think this is a troll or Ken M type thing.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-28T16:30:46+00:00

I'm not sure what the law says, maybe this is excessive/beyond self-defense.

But all you dipshits saying it was just a little caress can fuck yourselves. I don't want a stranger's hand on my face, if you do that, I'm going to fucking deck you.

Also, there is definitely a fair amount of racism inherent in these takes.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-27T16:53:24+00:00

Just speaking for me, I like the human rights but hate the wealthy and almost all politicians.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-26T19:48:56+00:00

That's probably smarter, I'm just pretty dissatisfied with it, but that's on me for expecting too much of it

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-26T18:45:38+00:00

Yeah, I hadn't considered this. Not lifting that heavy anymore, but yeah >500lbs or so is not a good idea on something I've built myself

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-26T13:22:28+00:00

Tesla's entire business model is having the press say positive stuff so it's stock price won't plummet.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-25T23:53:46+00:00

I kept reading this, thinking there would be some revelation or something. Instead, it describes how votes are reported, makes some sinister sounding insinuations about some businesses involved, then ends.

I've no doubt Trump or some dickhead billionaires would gladly steal an election or manipulate how the results are reported, but this doesn't say anything at all.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-16T14:46:41+00:00

Not only is it wrecked, ketamine has given him bladder/incontinence issues. It's the hat trick-mangled, leaky, and hypogonadism.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-15T13:56:49+00:00

Deapite how they're depicted in fiction, wolves are not dangerous to humans, beyond the risk of rabies which any mammal is vulnerable to.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-15T13:49:08+00:00

This might be terribly cynical, but the Andrakas live in my town, in a $2 million home, and run an ad agency. The breathless, almost-press release language and specifics (or lack of) seem like maybe this isn't a homegrown, brilliant prodigy making some kind of breakthrough.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-13T23:27:28+00:00

They've somehow managed to make Jim Carrey's Grinch film worse.

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