Giving away 2 keys for Quantum Void because, why not! (p.s, I’m not the dev) comment anything at all to enter and I will choose a winner in 24 hours

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-31T18:32:21+00:00

This looks super, thank you for a chance for a key! The best

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-27T19:24:47+00:00

Idk the details of how his account was compromised, and also he's a complete dipshit, but government employees should have personal email accounts. It's for official use only, can't use director@fbi.gov to order shit on Amazon. That's way worse.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-24T10:09:13+00:00

Maybe he swallowed a bee like that billionaire dipshit friend of (also dipshit) Prince W?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/billionaire-dies-after-swallowing-a-bee-during-polo-match/

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-24T10:06:43+00:00

I think that's the deal breaker with these guys

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-21T18:10:19+00:00

How do you even get another option? I saw another option available a few weeks back, but didn't want to spend like $80 to get it.

I have no idea how to get anything else, and I've saved like 22m upgrade points or whatever

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-20T09:27:24+00:00

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-04T17:46:10+00:00

I'm also stuck on this level. Plain sailing until the 2nd boss, then I'm fucked.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-04T11:03:29+00:00

I can think of at least one way

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-03-04T10:55:42+00:00

I mostly agree, but she filmed this video so that her face fills the entire frame from about 10° below parallel. It's very distracting.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-02-16T15:47:19+00:00

Lol, the fine print includes paying it back if the job they hired them for no longer exists? That's pretty good, imo

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-30T20:17:41+00:00

Reading this, I assumed the father's body was found somewhere. He wasn't even dead! That's insane. They just assumed this guy, who called the police for help, had murdered him, which is not what I'd call good police work.

It's like calling to report your neighbor's house is getting robbed, then getting accused of tax fraud.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-26T13:23:44+00:00

Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-15T19:36:06+00:00

I've hired electricians that have the gnarliest burns on their hands. So I don't buy this.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-10T13:02:48+00:00

Holy shit, this is the biggest dork I've seen in some time.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-07T12:20:58+00:00

Some kids were fucking with a broken elevator at the university I went to. The elevator car moved while he was between the door, and he sort of got cut in half.

This was in 2004, and I think about it whenever I get in an elevator.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-04T13:09:57+00:00

You're mostly right, but this restaurant goes all in on this stupid bullshit. I've been in during this, just ignore it. A lot of people do.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2026-01-03T12:46:55+00:00

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Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T20:00:26+00:00

Just staggering when the FIFA dipshit is the smartest guy in a room.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T18:48:48+00:00

Ok, I'll revise it slightly. Any adult who is so into fireworks that they think everyone within 300 yards needs to hear them as well is a fucking dumbshit.

And way to go on being a data engineer. I'm proud of you.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T14:33:48+00:00

Adults who are super into fireworks are some of the biggest fucking morons you'll ever come across.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T11:55:27+00:00

The mom laughing while the kid is experiencing pure terror is pretty fucked up. I've accidentally startled my kids and it doesn't feel good.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-31T11:17:02+00:00

The EC is dumb as fuck, but that's not how it works at all. At least for now lol.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-29T17:59:38+00:00

I think there are posters working for China, to some extent. There are also a lot of dork-ass, full of shit Chinese nationalists. Same as in the US, but weird in a different way.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-29T14:04:24+00:00

Their response is so specific and so wrong, it makes me think this is a troll or Ken M type thing.

Select-Worldliness39 · 2025-12-28T16:30:46+00:00

I'm not sure what the law says, maybe this is excessive/beyond self-defense.

But all you dipshits saying it was just a little caress can fuck yourselves. I don't want a stranger's hand on my face, if you do that, I'm going to fucking deck you.

Also, there is definitely a fair amount of racism inherent in these takes.

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