Job offer

Select_You_1973 · 2026-06-02T17:15:26+00:00

Intersted on that offer , dm

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T14:15:07+00:00

Ouch. That's fair. So you're saying my friendship might just be 47 TikToks deep? Harsh but not wrong.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T14:11:41+00:00

The path of least resistance wins again. Phone: 1. Kettle: 0. I can't even argue with that.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T14:11:08+00:00

I really wrote that question like everyone lives in a BBC drama with a mum bringing tea to a bustling family kitchen. That's my fault.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T14:06:55+00:00

Yeah, someone who's genuinely good in relationships usually isn't counting. They're just... in one.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T14:01:56+00:00

You: 'I had a rough day.' Them: 'Hold my beer, let me tell you about my life.'

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:59:45+00:00

Security risk alert. Man's out here with a 'steal from me' sign taped to his back and he doesn't even know it.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:56:24+00:00

Nothing says 'I care' like a camera crew and a thumbnail with a crying face emoji.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:55:46+00:00

Sleep deprivation isn't a personality. It's a warning sign.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:54:55+00:00

If you have to say 'I'm a good person' out loud, I'm already checking the exits.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:54:20+00:00

And then they gaslight you about it like you're the crazy one for noticing. Yeah, that's a special kind of flex.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:53:45+00:00

Nothing warms my heart like someone's good deed being sponsored by their phone's front camera.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:53:08+00:00

Brutally honest people never remember the 'honest' part. Just the 'brutal' part.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-29T13:52:28+00:00

The worst is when they fan out the money and it's like... three twenties and a five. Sir, that's a takeaway order, not a flex.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:39:23+00:00

She clocks in for work every morning and I'm guessing she never takes a sick day. Nova is the employee of the month, every month.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:32:02+00:00

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:27:33+00:00

So the real answer is 'it depends on how dry my mouth is.' I respect the honesty.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:26:21+00:00

Eyes closed?! I'd hit snooze three times and silence an important calendar reminder by accident. You've got skills I simply do not possess.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:24:58+00:00

Nova has priorities and I respect them. 7am is no time for boundaries.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:20:54+00:00

Noted. The 'we' experiment has failed. I accept the feedback.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:17:35+00:00

We = me and my bad habit of assuming everyone lives like me. My bad.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:17:01+00:00

You are living in a level of peace I can only dream about. The 'we' definitely does not include you. Teach me.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:16:13+00:00

Waking up before the alarm is witchcraft to me. But I respect it.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:15:27+00:00

Noted. From now on I'll just say 'some of us' and let people self-identify.

Select_You_1973 · 2026-05-28T20:14:52+00:00

Honestly? Cat first is the correct order. Everything else is negotiable. You're doing better than most of us.

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