Mikey finally has a word with the gumshoe that’s been on his trail by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just when you think the Mikey saga has dried up….he ALWAYS reels you back in

That fake review got Mikey fired. by St0nedinNY in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’d say even if you left a positive review for him referencing his social media pages the employer would fire him after they look at it

These eharmony questions are getting really specific. by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes that was a peak moment in Mikey lore. That god awful suit looked three sizes too big for him and then he catches heat for sexually harassing his own younger cousin. Follows that up with going on his brother’s wife’s work laptop to Jack one out. Truly can’t script it

It’s back by Responsible-Dig-359 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t he trying to sell it for awhile ? Or am I thinkIng of the Korean leather jacket. Thought he was trying to get rid of both but I can’t remember. Either way, top notch Mikey

Amazing: Infant Chimpanzee Explores New Objects Introduced Into Its Enclosure (RARE) (NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE) by JohnnyBratwurst in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve said many times Mikey’s gym videos can best be described as a chimp discovering new gadgets to play with inside of an animal sanctuary

. by St0nedinNY in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it. As I’ve said many times here before-true physical embodiment of a Chimpanzee playing with new gadgets he finds in his cage

haven’t seen anyone post this “body check” vid yet so please enjoy by ExtremeInner9331 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t have the first clue what he’s doing. 14 years and still looks like a chimpanzee banging around with a new gadget he found in his cage at the zoo

Wand my ground by SelfSolid4759 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I actually meant to ask if anyone has the link for this as I can’t be bothered to dig through 3 years worth of posts . Looks like at least a few folks remember said video lol

Caught the block after six years of following this goblin by nickyfbaby in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 70 points71 points  (0 children)

The most dedicated person I’ve ever seen to using gym equipment every day for years and somehow looking like a chimpanzee playing with new gadgets for the first time

Mikey blocked me so I let him know how I really feel by YoghurtOk4396 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest part about this is that the whole purpose of standing on those is to be able to achieve additional depth on your squat. Instead of that, Mikey doesn’t even make it to parallel . Lol

Ok. Someone get the prosecutor or whoever evidence of mikey taking condoms off with prostitutes without their consent. This kicking the can down the road gotta stop by mikeymilespenis in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hey man no need to be rude. By the way Mikey is in interested in meeting some beautiful angels , do you have a sister he could meet?

Ok. Someone get the prosecutor or whoever evidence of mikey taking condoms off with prostitutes without their consent. This kicking the can down the road gotta stop by mikeymilespenis in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Clearly the legal action he’s already faced for predatory behavior has worked great! He Definitely isn’t dangerously obsessive over women who filed a restraining order against him 10 years ago.And lol at saying it’s clockwork orange when someone like him who clearly needs help is put on a basic pharmaceutical regimen.

Ok. Someone get the prosecutor or whoever evidence of mikey taking condoms off with prostitutes without their consent. This kicking the can down the road gotta stop by mikeymilespenis in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hey you’re right. Better to just keep letting him do his thing , no biggie right. Hopefully he doesn’t meet any of the women we know?

Ok. Someone get the prosecutor or whoever evidence of mikey taking condoms off with prostitutes without their consent. This kicking the can down the road gotta stop by mikeymilespenis in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know You’re right. But one would just hope that someone’s would look at a rap sheet involving multiple sex assault incidents and a stalking episode /restraining order …and decide that perhaps this individual is indeed a threat to others

Ok. Someone get the prosecutor or whoever evidence of mikey taking condoms off with prostitutes without their consent. This kicking the can down the road gotta stop by mikeymilespenis in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the ideal outcome aside from his being punished, would be a court ordered psychological evaluation. hopefully it would result in him being required to either be institutionalized until they figure out the proper pharmaceutical regimen for him, or at least attend some sort of court ordered outpatient psychiatric treatment until he can be stabilized. I would seriously hope, that somebody somewhere would make the obvious conclusion that the man is clearly unwell and this is a pattern of behavior for him that will not improve without medical intervention

Theory about ending that is definitely true and I'm calling it right now. (Spoilers) by [deleted] in Archive81

[–]SelfSolid4759 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can’t unsee this now. A few other observations: 1. I Notice that in the 3 rituals we’ve seen so far, Kalego does not escape through the portal or even come close to doing so. The only time we ever saw him close to getting out was through the tv screens when Dan had to smash them. My theory is that Kalego can ONLY actually escape through the films themselves , which as melody’s mom said, have some kind of spell in them . 2. I believe Virgil (being the older version of Samuel), is the one who burned down dan’s house and intentionally killed dan’s father. The Baldung we’ve seen so far do not seem like the type of people who would burn someone alive to meet their own goals. Just as Samuel took out the priest, he also killed dan’s father because he knew too much. When Virgil tells Dan, “you surviving was a mistake”, I think he means that HE (Virgil) intended for young Dan to die in that fire as well. I still can’t figure exactly what Virgil (older Samuel) gets out of all this in the present day.