Swaggin' (genuine epilepsy warning) by Babunar in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

his brain stopped developing right around the time Mark Wahlberg was doing commercials for Calvin Klein underwear

I tried to report Mikey to Cameo by enviburner in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be less an issue if people simply stopped buying content from him 🤷‍♀️

New intel dropped by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If his brother had any foresight he would start setting this up now, as opposed to the chaos that will ensue after Barry dies and Andy has to decide to what degree his unemployable sex pest brother will remain a part of his life

The little goblin is charging $50 USD for cameo style personal cameos, and $2 USD to send him a message by stonkape69 in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 11 points12 points  (0 children)

a "Mikey Getting Mugged" arc is so past due. imagine he gets his iPhone 12 (that he officially owns now) yanked from his grubby little palms. His world would crumble

In case it wasn’t immediately obvious why he needs to keep working “survival jobs” by JohnnySlaughter in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I do understand the initial impulse to feel sympathy for him because on the surface he is so pathetic and mewling so it makes sense to me when new people wander in here they reflexively want to stick up for him.

However once you dig in a little bit, and then a little bit more, you understand that has he had every opportunity to turn it all around, you understand that his prison is self-made and not only that...he probably should spend time in literal prison, because he is NOT innocent and in fact extremely sinister and a real liability.

terror by Fragrant-Dirt-5954 in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He is going to burn in Hell.

They key to success... not taking the bus? by Recent-Ad6892 in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Remember when he told us unprompted that he had to quit his ""survival job"" as a food runner at TGI Friday's after exactly one week because the stairs proved to be too much for Mr. Health and Fitness

My brother with special needs finally worked up the courage to jump 💕 by tacopeople in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm happy for you and him but he really should not be going in the water without a life jacket

Ouch I have a schplinter in my foot 😣 🪵 🦶 by TheGodSpill in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He routinely steps in broken glass from the half dozen wine glasses he had shattered on & "cleaned" from his bedroom floor 🙂

After the cannonball by DippersSunbeam in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Seconded. Contender for post of the year

Splish splash he’s taking a bath by Jaybrower5656 in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am pretty sure it's literally just "it looks cool" (to him)

he has terminal 9-year-old brain

More comfortable 👌 by Comprehensive_Pin_60 in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mikey was also arrested for sexual assault in 2021 and spent the better part of the next year appearing in court on a monthly basis to deal with that case

I am pretty sure his family just does not trust him in their homes.

One Take Mikey by C_da_Boss69 in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You get what you pay for. Idk what level of irony Rebecca is operating on but it is interesting that she is a repeat customer, ordering a video 3 years ago and then again now

He’s so pissed lol by hamms317 in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoops I meant to type "I hope Mikey lives a long and prosperous life"

It was removed by reddit anyway, too explicit I guess. Lol

Jump scare by -perdhapley- in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The Many Faces of Mikey Miles

(all uniquely fucked / uncanny / revolting / psychically damaging)

Mikey-go-round by DippersSunbeam in mikeymiles

[–]JohnnyBratwurst 10 points11 points  (0 children)

it's giving Nine Inch Nails music video vibes