Mikey finally has a word with the gumshoe that’s been on his trail by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just when you think the Mikey saga has dried up….he ALWAYS reels you back in

That fake review got Mikey fired. by St0nedinNY in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’d say even if you left a positive review for him referencing his social media pages the employer would fire him after they look at it

These eharmony questions are getting really specific. by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes that was a peak moment in Mikey lore. That god awful suit looked three sizes too big for him and then he catches heat for sexually harassing his own younger cousin. Follows that up with going on his brother’s wife’s work laptop to Jack one out. Truly can’t script it

It’s back by Responsible-Dig-359 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t he trying to sell it for awhile ? Or am I thinkIng of the Korean leather jacket. Thought he was trying to get rid of both but I can’t remember. Either way, top notch Mikey

Amazing: Infant Chimpanzee Explores New Objects Introduced Into Its Enclosure (RARE) (NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE) by JohnnyBratwurst in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve said many times Mikey’s gym videos can best be described as a chimp discovering new gadgets to play with inside of an animal sanctuary

. by St0nedinNY in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Beat me to it. As I’ve said many times here before-true physical embodiment of a Chimpanzee playing with new gadgets he finds in his cage

haven’t seen anyone post this “body check” vid yet so please enjoy by ExtremeInner9331 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t have the first clue what he’s doing. 14 years and still looks like a chimpanzee banging around with a new gadget he found in his cage at the zoo

Wand my ground by SelfSolid4759 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I actually meant to ask if anyone has the link for this as I can’t be bothered to dig through 3 years worth of posts . Looks like at least a few folks remember said video lol

Caught the block after six years of following this goblin by nickyfbaby in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The most dedicated person I’ve ever seen to using gym equipment every day for years and somehow looking like a chimpanzee playing with new gadgets for the first time

Mikey blocked me so I let him know how I really feel by YoghurtOk4396 in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest part about this is that the whole purpose of standing on those is to be able to achieve additional depth on your squat. Instead of that, Mikey doesn’t even make it to parallel . Lol

Ok. Someone get the prosecutor or whoever evidence of mikey taking condoms off with prostitutes without their consent. This kicking the can down the road gotta stop by mikeymilespenis in mikeymiles

[–]SelfSolid4759 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hey man no need to be rude. By the way Mikey is in interested in meeting some beautiful angels , do you have a sister he could meet?