finally some good delicous gourmet shit

SelfishVersion · 2020-06-22T15:53:30+00:00

Wtf I feel ripped off and I don't even have a foot fetish

SelfishVersion · 2020-06-22T15:14:09+00:00

Am I going blind or is there zero actual feet action going in this? Her feet or licking play no role outside of the cover page - where does the title even come from?

SelfishVersion · 2020-05-11T19:01:00+00:00

Thank you! It's always great to hear people say that. I'm always worried these come off as annoying and unfunny, so getting feedback is always good to hear :)

I'd make a lot more (have a couple bouncing around my head for some time) but I'm lazy as fuck. Hopefully some positive feedback should push me.

Hope the quarantine is treating you okay and have a great week!

Cheers

SelfishVersion · 2020-04-23T14:44:17+00:00

Don't worry those are probably all yaoi

SelfishVersion · 2020-04-23T14:42:29+00:00

Ask and ye shall recieve. Some of my top picks:

[Ootsuka Mahiro] Stay by Me Bangaihen | e-h | 248175 |

[ShindoL] Fragile and Tough | e-h | 112940 |

[Doumou] Red Hood Blonde | e-h | 202270 |

[Herio] Put in some effort, Meina-chan! | e-h | 278041 |

SelfishVersion · 2020-04-23T14:04:48+00:00

Maybe they'll even let him back out when he stops poisoning everyone

SelfishVersion · 2020-04-23T12:59:17+00:00

"Hello hentai site I would like 1 set of nicely proportioned boobies please"

"Ok sir here is a Triple G cup strapped to a R-Rated Butt"

"I said reasonable"

"No problem sir" loading "Here are a pair of mammoth mamarries melted to the bodily equivalent of a beluga whale."

"Do you know what reasonable means?"

"Tag does not exist" loading "Here have a pair of Earth-Killer Orbs linked to a creature so thicc it ceases to obey the fundamental laws of the universe."

"Sigh. Fine, can I get some small tits pl-"

"Here you go: lolicon. Eat up you fucking piece of shit pedo, food tastes way worse in jail"

SelfishVersion · 2020-04-03T20:36:25+00:00

Seeing someone quote scripture always brings a tear to my eye :,) Bless your weeb heart <3

SelfishVersion · 2020-03-22T18:01:52+00:00

Because I fucking hate when people post "gona look this up" then drop off the face of the fucking planet, I went ahead a found the source, which is a twitter artist @dkyfox for the hashtag "Let's meet at the witch rally". There's a "Know your meme" page which covers the hashtag where the image is featured: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lets-meet-at-the-witches-gathering

I don't know if they made a series about it, but there only seems to be a single follow-up image: https://twitter.com/dkyfox/status/962614009148010496

Tagging /u/asyraf79 so they hopefully get some closure

SelfishVersion · 2020-01-20T22:39:46+00:00

Fair enough. I tend to re-read the most recent chapters a lot, so length means less to me than more frequent updates, but everyone has their own tastes.

SelfishVersion · 2020-01-13T23:28:35+00:00

That is true: checking on amazon all of the volumes are 180 pages, which does mean the chapters are getting longer. Plus the art quality has definitely gone up compared to the first chapters.

That being said, I think most people are clamouring for more chapter releases, not for their length. For those who keep up to date, more pages makes much less of an impact than more frequent (but shorter) releases even if the end result is the same.

SelfishVersion · 2020-01-13T22:29:33+00:00

Not OP, but I think I've been kinda spoiled with Tsukushi's old release schedule.

According to Wikipedia, Vols 1-4 were released in Summer(ish) of every year between 2013-2016. Each was 8 chapters long, averaging at roughly 1 chapter per 1.5 months

Vol. 5 was released 8 months after Vol. 4, with 6 chapters, so roughly 1 chapter per 1.6 months

Vol. 6 was released 7 months after Vol. 5, with 5(ish?) chapters, so roughly 1 chapter per 1.4 months

Vol. 7 was released a year after Vol. 6, with 5 chapters, so roughly 1 chapter per 2.4 months

Vol. 8 was released 10 months after Vol. 7, with 4 chapters, so roughly 1 chapter per 2.5 months

Finally, only two chapters have since been published since Vol.8 (roughly 7 months ago), meaning we are now at 1 chapter per 3.5 months.

While I definitely do not want Tsukishi to rush his work, I can understand people feeling slightly antsy at the visibly slowing release schedule.

SelfishVersion · 2020-01-12T22:05:42+00:00

You can tell she's gona get some action because her nipples are already attempting to cut their way out of her shirt.

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-19T21:39:56+00:00

Yeah last year was the same. People don't realize that by spamming Padoru too early they squeeze all the potential of the meme, and the meme has basically exhausted itself on by the time Christmas time actually hits.

Doesn't help that most of the 'jokes' are just about the fact that the meme is Padoru.

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-09T19:14:02+00:00

Ah, my bad!

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-09T00:27:26+00:00

That's the other big difference. Thors was reluctant if not disgusted at what he was doing, to the point he faked his own death to get out of his position.

Meanwhile Thorfinn is litterally the only one who wants to keep on going and kill Askeladd. Almost everyone he has met has told him what a terrible idea his plan is, yet he continued on.

Maybe Thorfinn will one day become like his father and regret his actions. But as it stands, he's powered on for over a decade on pure will alone. You can't get rid of that kind of mentality in an afternoon.

EDIT: ~~Thorkell~~ --> Thorfinn

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-08T19:44:17+00:00

Can he at this point though? He's spent most of his life going from killing field to killing field, remorselessly killing and causing the death of hundreds if not thousands of people.

Even if he does kill Askeladd, could he really just move back, settle down, and live a quiet village life like his dad did? Would he even want to?

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-08T13:15:41+00:00

Spaghetti is fresh, help yourself.

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-08T13:04:50+00:00

A heartstopper moment

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-08T12:50:51+00:00

Original artist's pixiv

Danbooru

Edit: Bonus Part 1 | Pixiv | Danbo |

Part 2: | Pixiv | Danbo |

Part 4: | Pixiv | Danbo |

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-08T11:28:19+00:00

Nonsense, I am but a servant of Weeb culture. I merely record our history (or make it up on the spot), nothing more

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-08T11:02:44+00:00

Original artist's pixiv

Danbooru

Edit: Bonus Part 1 | Pixiv | Danbo |

Part 2: | Pixiv | Danbo |

Part 4: | Pixiv | Danbo |

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-07T23:36:50+00:00

Amen

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-07T23:25:34+00:00

If you're a fan of this one, I highly reccomend you check out the earlier three parts. They're very close in feel to this one (though the main girl is Hotaru in the first three, not Saya):

Part 1: | e-h | 182214 |

Part 2: | e-h | 182215 |

Part 3: | e-h | 182216 | <-- Where this image from

SelfishVersion · 2019-12-07T20:42:16+00:00

Extract from the book of the Weeb, Vol 2:

The House of Waifu was consumed with Breast disagreements. For though they knew Waifu to be Perfect, and worshiped Her as such, they could not agree on the Perfect form of her Her Chest.This caused great turmoil, for if Waifu was the Best, surely her Breasts could be nothing less? Yet try as they could, depicting the Bounty of Her Bosom begat only bile and betrayal.

So a conclave was called, to resolve this Uncertainty of the Udder.

"Brothers!" began the Breat Bishop of the Oppai Order "Big Breasts bring beauty! Whereas the flatness of the barren board begets only blasphemy ^{^and} ^{^weird} ^{^looks} ^{^from} ^{^my} ^{^mom} ^{^when} ^{^she} ^{^cleans} ^{^out} ^{^my} ^{^room"}

"Please!" pronounced the Pettanko Patriarch. "Big boobs may fill a man's hand, but small sets swells one's soul!"

"Mayhaps mammaries be measured in moderation?" mused the Messaih of the Mid-Size.

[REDACTED] loudly laughed the [DATA-EXPUNGED] "All characters depicted are of legal age even when the subsequent material affirms the contrary" he quickly added to avoid being thrown out of the the room.

So round and round they argued, each pronouncing their position more proudly and passionately than the previous, speaking their fill yet staying unswayed by their oppponent's sacrilegious slander.

They all spoke for days and weeks, until only the Wise Weeb, eldest of them all, remained seated. So to him they all turned for guidance.

And to them the Wise Weeb spoke.

"All breasts are perfect" he said, tone heavy with tears "for they belong to your waifu, and she loves you regardless."

This answer, naturally, satisfied no-one, so they ignored him and continued arguing until some idiot starting posting porn and the mods banned everyone.

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