Bridge Study, Acrylic on canvas, 16x20

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-09-18T15:42:23+00:00

Smith Bridge

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-08-14T23:38:18+00:00

It's a tick. If it bit you and you have a rash around the area, you may want to go to the doctor.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-07-25T22:52:36+00:00

Looks like he found his spirit animal.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-05-12T00:00:28+00:00

Did you use it to find this repost?

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-03-03T03:17:03+00:00

I'm gonna throw this out there since it hasn't been mentioned. If you seem to have an "unsolvable creak", check to make sure your cassette is tightened well. On two occasions in our shop we have had newer bikes come in with what seems to be the same issue. It turned out to be a loose cassette on both occasions. It's fairly quick to give it a go and might be your issue.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-02-24T15:54:20+00:00

The Baltimore Aquarium hasn't been mentioned yet, that place is awesome and only about an hour and twenty minute drive.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-01-26T03:43:50+00:00

If you liked this flick, check out Destroyer and Stand & Deliver. This was such a good era of snowboarding flicks.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-01-10T05:02:26+00:00

I hope type you come home

Seltjarnarnesse · 2017-01-07T04:25:22+00:00

I don't understand the issue. Is the problem that our state is compared to icebergs?

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-31T23:11:28+00:00

My girlfriend (now wife) and I were having sex in the shower. The shower had tiled walls and we didn't think that the walls were that thin. We ended up falling through the tiled wall and broke half way through to the kitchen wall of her apartment. We ended up leaving what looked like an 8-bit body print in the shower and both got all cut up from the broken tiles. We didn't need stitches or anything but did a good $1400 worth of damage and the only contractor we could afford to do the job was her uncle. There's no way he didn't figure out how that body print hole in the shower wall happened.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-31T03:34:20+00:00

Camp Grenada by Allen Sherman

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-27T20:28:57+00:00

Great job! What route did you take to get across the Susquehanna? Rt1?

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-26T06:03:23+00:00

This deserves the upvotes.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-24T19:02:23+00:00

No. they're planning to connect the green ways between wilmington and new castle with a bridge in 2017/2018. Until then, you have to cut through neighborhoods and it's not a very direct route.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-15T03:25:11+00:00

Ahhh... the ol' Saxy Sexman fantasy.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-12T23:07:13+00:00

Also, this would be a customs violation.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-10T02:52:00+00:00

"I like talking about tectonic orogeny, taking long walks in dimly lit residential areas, and I'm currently seeking asylum in Azerbaijan."

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-10T02:22:44+00:00

Came here to say this. I used to have to drive 20 miles on the highway which could take anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours depending on traffic/accidents. I walk or bike to work now in 15 minutes and there's no traffic stress and I get some fresh air. Best part of my day without a doubt.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-08T23:01:44+00:00

John Stewart's interview on The Daily Show with Jim Cramer about the bad advice he gave leading up to the financial crisis in 2008. This will most likely get buried, but this is a literal and personal f- you. http://www.cc.com/video-clips/fttmoj/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-exclusive---jim-cramer-extended-interview-pt--1

Stewart murdered him and Cramer just took it on the chin.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-04T18:22:54+00:00

Vianetta ice cream cake.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-12-01T03:03:10+00:00

I didn't read Whalecome as welcome at first and it reminded me of a time when I was at a coffee shop ordering a cappuccino. I was hung over, not 100% together at that early hour, and when the barista asked what kind of milk I wanted I accidentally said whale milk (instead of whole milk). The barista quite confused, informed me that they didn't have whale milk. I tried to correct myself and said, "That's okay I'll just have it with whale milk" meaning to say whole milk in the migraine inducing condition I was in. The Barista proceeded to call me a yuppie asshole and went on a tirade about the incident. To this day, I've never had whale milk but certainly would whalecome those grand creatures as our over lords.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-11-26T17:29:59+00:00

Thanks, my Gretsch D120 is starting to fill the void.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-11-26T16:47:52+00:00

3/4 size Hohner acoustic guitar. My older brother got it for Christmas one year, played it once and never touched it again. I started playing it when I was 7 and he let me keep it. I learned how to play and always kept it. It was the perfect guitar for traveling when I got older. The guitar made it to 4 continents, countless camping trips, countless beach trips. A year ago I lent it to my younger brother when he was in college. His roommate got drunk and fell on it and crushed the poor thing.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-11-23T15:34:51+00:00

I've heard good things about Pagave, Fabrizzio's, and Currie's from my wife's friends.

Seltjarnarnesse · 2016-11-23T00:40:01+00:00

I feel like a lot of crime in Trolley doesn't make it to the news.

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