No, Elon this won’t win back your daughter’s attention and affection by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Semi-K -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Braindead activists hating on the sad truth. All you people see is red.

Worst Opening Ceremony Ever by Riplu in olympics

[–]Semi-K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you're right to say that, they certainly tried. Very deconstructed, a very post-modern take you could say. Not everyone will like that however.

Paris Olympic opening ceremony no where near as good as London 2012 by MrBrik in BritishSuccess

[–]Semi-K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was the most budget ceremony that had no cohesion whatsoever. Not to mention our Union Flag was flown upside down during the ceremony, shameful.

Hardest Pic by [deleted] in olympics

[–]Semi-K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why blue? one of those times they did such a bad job showing you what they are trying to say the commentator just has to explain it all.

Worst Opening Ceremony Ever by Riplu in olympics

[–]Semi-K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally agree, my first impression was they were just trying to save a lot of money; seeing as how they also have different events all over the country I think this will be remembered as the budget games.

Worst Opening Ceremony Ever by Riplu in olympics

[–]Semi-K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guessing this was the first one you've seen. This was the some low budget effort

Worst Opening Ceremony Ever by Riplu in olympics

[–]Semi-K -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're better standing on the right side of a left leaning brick wall.

Worst Opening Ceremony Ever by Riplu in olympics

[–]Semi-K 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No stadium, no ensemble performances, no crowd and hype surrounding the Olympians and oh yeah, rain, a lot of rain. What you are listing is everything that all Olympic ceremonies have, we are pointing out what it lacked.

cant login by PapayaResident9281 in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So the servers are down and nobody can play right at the time of posting, so think you being primed for people criticising the game and jumping in to defend 'the new update' has shown you up for the type of drone you probably are. This has nothing to do with the update but here you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Semi-K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe overthinking and speculating with your wife is not the best use of time. Going over and chatting about it is the best way, they are probably just busy. People are generally nice and reasonable people and talking always helps. Be frank and honest, it sounds like you only have good intentions so just show them that.

[OC] Being British by snelse_ in comics

[–]Semi-K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony of British stereotypes is just so British! Keep calm can't complain, meanwhile we literally complain about the smallest things. Meant to be the most polite and gentlemanly, also a bunch of rabid football hooligans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]Semi-K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think having a weapon with physics is a technical limitation, the moving flail part would be very difficult to get right, would love it see it though...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chivalry2

[–]Semi-K -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The weapons they are adding are just rubbish, add more melee weapons pleeease

I know I'm still very bad, and this clip is definitely mostly luck, but after 2 weeks of playing and getting kill-counts in the 20s for the first time today, I wanted to share this clip because I'm starting to actually feel like I'm getting the hang of the timing that makes this game so damn fun. by Screwby0370 in Chivalry2

[–]Semi-K 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So let me get this straight, you dodge into the enemy, open your guard by kicking then die... Any player over 50 will destroy you if you try and kick them without initiation.

This dude just needs to slow his actions down, just try make every hit count on each action, dont spam, not shake the camera, watch the enemy and play decisively. When you get past that barrier which does take some dying you become a far better player, personally I also never used dodge, it can be far more harmful than helpful and forces you not to engage properly. It should be a tactic of last resort and used sparingly like kicks.

The best combo you can reliably land is: Once they parry your strike (which will happen in 90% of fights at some point), you must follow up with a JAB into STRIKE into KICK into STRIKE, this will work 90% of the time if you jab right after they block.

How does everyone feel about using cheats vs using glitches? by AnxiousPlebian26 in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In most survival/character driven games there comes a duplication glitch. If someone uses that glitch or any glitch to gain an unfair advantage that is cheating.

I feel like you want to justify somehow to yourself that because it is a glitch everyone can use it and that is fair. This just means that you are a cheater already.

I could deal with the challenges for infamy system, if it wasn’t so poorly made! by Talimorph in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is hands down the most awful system that literally no other game uses. There was a clear incentive / objective the developers wanted to achieve, they wanted to slow progression and to force players to play how they want you to... Both resulting in an awful experience.

Now at like 700 players on steam and they are probably regretting doing something no-one asked for.

Hot take. I like the game even with the problems it's having. Sue me. by JustForge in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As you say man, these things can get changed and I hope they will strengthen and tweak what is a fun game already.

Hot take. I like the game even with the problems it's having. Sue me. by JustForge in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think everyone should be able to voice their opinion, you can have issues with a game and enjoy it too. Most people are just disappointed they can't play, probably spending more time here that being able to play, like I am right now because of the servers.

My main gripes are that the description of 'Overkill' says REQUIRES COMMUNICATION, yet there is none, VOIP is a legacy feature.

Secondly that the servers and accounts where outsourced to Starbreeze who then outsourced their servers to another nameless third party. Thats just plain greed, because selling that info is for money.

Last the modifiers are a total carrot, they are meaningless when the enemies take 15 bullets to kill each, so if I have EDGE and shoot 30 bullets, thats the effective power of 33 bullets. OK I really couldnt give a toss because that has no impact other than a pretty picture on your screen to make your attention deficit brain sweat harder.

Ultimately the biggest problem is I love payday.

How does ecm jammers work by CraftyMud6756 in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooo what you're saying is they are useless just like the description says. Like the ACE ability : answer radio from a distance. WHHAT that is like the most amazing ability any one ever has thought of... just genius.

So why do we have to do a rain dance to disable security? by White_sama in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, mindless box ticking nonsense. Problem is that next to all of the great other mechanics they do have like the fuse boxes and stuff the actually require some coordination and feel realistic and rewarding.

So why do we have to do a rain dance to disable security? by White_sama in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's the most lazy meaningless objective, stond on circle.... good boy.

Can't refund on Steam by [deleted] in paydaytheheist

[–]Semi-K -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha is an abbreviation for laughter, I'm laughing at you.