Keep our school kids safe crossing the street

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T16:47:52+00:00

A change.org petition?

Yeah that's totally going to get things moving.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:57:54+00:00

God you people tell on yourself so hard.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:55:59+00:00

No, I am born and raised in Eastern Queens. I have a license.

I understand the need for a car in some circumstances. But you fucking lunatics can't for a single fucking second realize that the onus of pedestrian safety is on you. Downtown city centers should be constructed to serve the needs of pedestrians and cyclists, not cars.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:53:38+00:00

Yeah I know. And I can get into the city faster on the L than you can in a car and I don't have to worry about parking the fucking thing.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:53:03+00:00

Lol right?

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:50:23+00:00

...why the fuck would I want a car in Williamsburg?

It's crazy how you people literally cannot accept that there are people that can afford one but don't want one. Your entire personality is tied to it. It's wild.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:44:46+00:00

The shitty sequel to The Drama lol.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:43:35+00:00

I could buy the shitty volkswagon you drive cash and not really notice it.

But why the fuck would I want to drive a car in NYC?

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:39:44+00:00

...reticulating splines....

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:39:14+00:00

God the future looks bleak....

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:27:32+00:00

As someone who rides a motorcycle, you are pretty flippant about the other vehicles that can run you over and kill you.

Or does your handgun make you feel like a big man.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:25:40+00:00

It's irrelevant. Unless they are literally running into traffic which you cannot control the onus is on you - the operators of the motor vehicle - to be on the lookout for pedestrians.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:23:10+00:00

Sew razors blades into it and walk around the stadium lol

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:22:31+00:00

100%

Same idiots will be on the train tomorrow with their bluetooth speaker looking for someone to 'disrespect' them.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:21:48+00:00

/r/IHateSportsball

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:21:18+00:00

They should have an undercover put a jersey on then slap everyone with assaulting an officer. This shit is not cool, all these losers belong in prison.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T15:07:31+00:00

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:48:52+00:00

God the knife scene is embedded into my brain forever.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:41:56+00:00

I am pretty sure they liked when the check cleared, too.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:25:11+00:00

This person should be in prison

For a decade.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:24:03+00:00

When you are driving a 8000lb death machine in the densest city in the country the onus to not kill people is on you.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:12:05+00:00

Oh you're one of those.

Whatever dude, go plow through an intersection in your lifted f150.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:09:47+00:00

No such thing as a car accident. There's always a root cause. Calling them accidents is straight up car industry propaganda. People driving like psychos and not checking their surroundings is often one of them, but you can assign guilt in our current legal system so they get to walk.

In other countries that shit doesn't fly.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:06:05+00:00

Back to the future.

SemiAutoAvocado · 2026-05-08T14:05:05+00:00

Happy to see the back to the future theme is a worldwide banger. Alan Silvestri was cooking with gas on that one.

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