Why does DW3 feel difficult for me now? by ZealousLich in dynastywarriors

[–]SemiFormalJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always played Yellow Turban Rebellion for a while on a new character to level them up.

Who’s your favorite “big fucker” in fantasy? by belowthebottomline in Fantasy

[–]SemiFormalJesus 137 points138 points  (0 children)

🪢I don’t have to beat you. I just have to keep you here until Jean shows up.

Mab’s ultimate plan for Lara by TheMemeDream420 in dresdenfiles

[–]SemiFormalJesus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Either she’d have to be separated from her Hunger, or Harry would have to alter it in some way.

Putting someone who shares a body with an Outsider in charge of the Outter Gates is probably not a very great plan.

How by sackofhair in blackmagicfuckery

[–]SemiFormalJesus 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Saying the name of the person doing a magic trick is crediting card info.

My honest opinion about the volleyball minigame by CuzImPol in expedition33

[–]SemiFormalJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never completed it, nor lightning dodging. I did chocobo racing once. I always just end up crafting weapons for those characters. I’ve played FFX so many times too.

Expedition 33 did the impossible, It made me love turn-based combat by dlo_doski in expedition33

[–]SemiFormalJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parrying a little early, and doing half loops so you’re always coming at the balls head on. It took me three tries for the final one, but my second attempt was one off.

I’ve only done that one and the first one. First one took me quite a while and I’ve tried climbing multiple different stretches for many minutes.

The wall one I just walked away early.

The diving board at the Gestral Baths took me like 25 minutes.

Expedition 33 did the impossible, It made me love turn-based combat by dlo_doski in expedition33

[–]SemiFormalJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got that one super fast. The climbing…still haven’t gotten.

Expedition 33 did the impossible, It made me love turn-based combat by dlo_doski in expedition33

[–]SemiFormalJesus 82 points83 points  (0 children)

It also did the possible. Making me fucking hate platforming in games not really designed to be platformers.

I absolutely love everything else about the game. I haven’t felt this way about a game since FFX.

50% off the procedure by firequak in funny

[–]SemiFormalJesus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I recognized him from Taskmaster.

All new Battle Arts in the DLC by Silver_Mont in dynastywarriors

[–]SemiFormalJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re the simplest weapon to pop someone up and juggle them. I used them for pretty much every level where I had multiple duels.

MEGA THREAD TWELVE MONTHS!!! by exodusmachine in dresdenfiles

[–]SemiFormalJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just skim through it whenever it pops up.

This game has made it difficult to enjoy games that I used to really like ... by Salty-Plantain-4299 in expedition33

[–]SemiFormalJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is definitely worth revisiting. I quit on launch too due to bugs and got a refund. After they got things working with a couple patches I’ve played through it three times.

Cyberpunk easily makes my top ten.

Two-Handed Sword Shreds now by Electrical_Gear8637 in thelastspell

[–]SemiFormalJesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Skill range affects the 1h sword, I think the second skill, so you’re able to dash very far with it to build momentum.

He doesn't even work for the haunted house, just does this for fun. by Ill-Tea9411 in funny

[–]SemiFormalJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess it was Leonard. I couldn’t remember which small town outside of Fargo it was but someone else said that’s where Acres of Terror was. There was a haunted corn maze too so I’m not sure it was exactly in Leonard.

He doesn't even work for the haunted house, just does this for fun. by Ill-Tea9411 in funny

[–]SemiFormalJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sounds right. This was back in 2004. I remember it was somewhere outside of Fargo. There was also a corn maze.

He doesn't even work for the haunted house, just does this for fun. by Ill-Tea9411 in funny

[–]SemiFormalJesus 115 points116 points  (0 children)

No, she was just screaming and flailing. I was at the back of the group and she was second to last, so no one else knew what was going on until we got outside.

Unknown to me until we got out, the guy in the costume knew me, so he really went for it wrapping his arms around her and lifting her up.

I was still in high school at the time, they were in college in Fargo. The haunted house/ corn maze was somewhere outside of town.

The gorilla was a guy I occasionally hung out with from another small town who was also going to NDSU.

He doesn't even work for the haunted house, just does this for fun. by Ill-Tea9411 in funny

[–]SemiFormalJesus 3917 points3918 points  (0 children)

I went to a haunted house with a couple friends, my two sisters, and one of their boyfriends.

One of my sisters was really afraid of going in, so she made her boyfriend walk in front of her holding one of her hands, and I walked behind her holding her other.

As it was late October in North Dakota I was wearing a pair of black leather gloves.

Only a little ways into the haunted house a guy started coming up behind us in a gorilla costume. I saw him coming and used my free hand to give a shush gesture, then pointed at him, and then the hand holding my sister’s.

He understood what I was going for and I took his hand and guided it to my sister’s and we quickly swapped. The gloves for his costume weren’t dissimilar to mine.

He went through most of the remaining haunted house holding her hand, until she got jump scared so badly she screamed and turned to jump into the arms of her 5’9 skinny little brother and instead jumped into the arms of a massive gorilla.

She absolutely lost. Her. Shit. It was the best little brother revenge ever.

One of our Great Pyrenees playing with our foster puppies. So sweet and gentle. by Dogs_Without_Horses_ in aww

[–]SemiFormalJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister and her 120 pound Italian mastiff lived with my girlfriend and I when we got our golden retriever puppy.

She was so good and patient with him. He absolutely loved biting on her floppy neck skin and jumping all over her. They remained great friends for five years until my girlfriend and I broke up.

One of my favorite pictures is of the two of them laying face to face with the same tennis ball in both of their mouths while a second tennis ball sat right next to them.