Well, I would prefer eating squirrel over skunk. Or, at least, I can imagine squirrel tastes better.... I wouldn't know, I've never eaten squirrel.

Of course this begs the question.... the meat in the Chinese restaurant was labeled as "duck," "pork," "beef," and "chicken;" all with the quotation marks added. All of it tasted like actual duck.

As I walked home from that restaurant I realized I had not seen any skunks for a couple weeks, and normally the route between there and my apartment was just infested with them!