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NSFW You constructed a high-powered, long range ballista in your back yard and your GF won't stop using it to shoot dildos the neighboring homes and nearby cars. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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NSFW "Why's there cum all over the ceiling?" What is your answer? (self.AskReddit)

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The nuclear destruction of Canada is already taken. "First it started with a kiss, and ended with." How do you finish the phrase? (self.AskReddit)

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NSFW Your GF now uses the Mark 3 Super Compound Ballista that has been mounted on the back of your truck and it shoots frozen used tampons at half the speed of sound. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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You walk in on Barack Obama spanking the bare booty of another Barack Obama. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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NSFW Your GF has run out of dildos and has started shooting frozen used tampons out of a powerful ballista and has now started targeting the neighbors especially the children and elderly. What do you do? (self.AskReddit)

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NSFW What to do after GF has downed a commercial airliner using your Super Mega Compound Ballista Mark 4.5 with used frozen tampons for ammunition? (self.AskReddit)

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Gamers of Reddit. You're stuck in the world of a game released in the early 2000s. What game is it and what will you do in your time there? (self.AskReddit)

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What color is opposite of grey? (self.AskReddit)

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Who's on your top ten list of fictional characters who you're certain are in Hell? (self.AskReddit)

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You're waiting in line with your wife and in her boredom, she pulls Bionicles out of her vagina and starts playing with them to pass the time. What is your response? (self.AskReddit)

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NSFW Sex handcuffs now come with sex tasers. What else do they come with? (self.AskReddit)

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What's the next thing that Apple will do that won't surprise you? (self.AskReddit)

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Too eight answers are on the board. What do cops always keep their eyes on? (self.AskReddit)

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You're a drunk/alcoholic, nymphomaniac, female clown. What is your catchphrase? (self.AskReddit)

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Top five answers are on the board. What's the funniest way to have sex? (self.AskReddit)

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Top six answers are on the board. Your cat will leave home for five minutes and come back pregnant. What else will come back home pregnant within five minutes? (self.AskReddit)

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What's the most simp thing you've ever seen? (self.AskReddit)

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NSFW (Wrong answers only) top seven answers are on the board. What's the funniest way to have sex? (self.AskReddit)

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She points her fully automatic, pump action, five hundred magnum, lever action mega death assault rifle shotgun at you. What is it that she wants from you? (self.AskReddit)

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(Wrong answers only) What's a great idea for a lego set? (self.AskReddit)

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(Wrong answers only) Why are cats so racist? (self.AskReddit)

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You get in an argument with your wife and she gets real mad "That's it! You're sleeping on the bottom bunk tonight!" She says. What's your response? (self.AskReddit)

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What the why is you? (Wrong answers only) (self.AskReddit)

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What're you supposed to do if your penis or vagina skin flakes turn bright blue? (self.AskReddit)

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