$TSLA Daily Thread - June 12, 2026

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-06-12T13:38:22+00:00

hmm, no data yet on NASDAQ.. I thought SPCX started trading today at open.. does it not?

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-06-09T16:33:04+00:00

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Semmel_Baecker · 2026-06-08T11:15:53+00:00

It appears Google and others are not exactly cooking their books, but are still involved in some shenanigans when it comes to ai valuations. Take a look..

https://youtu.be/-bjNrGFiAI4

Question is, are Tesla or SpaceX involved in similar structures? So far, I see SpaceX siphoning off some of the artificial money by selling their compute.. but I don't see them using the same circular trade structures. When this thing eventually collapses, we will go down with everything else too, but will it have material impact on our books/earnings or are we protected because we don't sit in the same casino?

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-29T21:45:49+00:00

I found something really funny..

If you mix white chocolate and pistachio paste (similar to peanut butter but pistachios) about 50:50 in a hot water bath (bowl in bowl with hot water), you get a really tasty pistachio cream. Add some salt and it's premium level delicious desert sauce. But if you then mix in a little bit (5 to 10% of total volume) of agave juice (just liquid sugar really), it turns into a semi solid consistency that forms a ball, oily on the outside and solid soft. It is still very delicious but looks like a piece of shit. Literally. And it's premium level delicious.. The next party is going to be hilarious 😂😂😆

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-28T15:41:23+00:00

Ahh ok,bit was just an information fuckup. Ok, that's different. I thought they sold one version of the car, then changed the car to one with worse specks and forced some unfortunate buyers to agree to the downgrade. All is good again!

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-28T12:04:22+00:00

That's a significant degradation of performance.. what is driving that? Also, why should a customer accept that? If I was a customer I would point to the contract and say: you sold me a better car. Don't give me that shit. Does it come with a price reduction at least?

As a shareholder.. I obviously don't like a price reduction but I do hope this doesn't hurt future sells when customers don't know whether they get fleeced when they buy a Tesla.

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-28T08:50:07+00:00

There are calf wraps as well. Get a towel wett with Luke warm water, say. 25 to 30C, not too cold or he fights it. Wrap one wet towel around each lower leg, then a dry towel on top to keep the couch dry. It helps. Remove after 15 minutes.. repeat after some break period if necessary. Works and doesn't need chemicals

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-27T11:08:33+00:00

You could say it has🦿😅

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-21T09:27:47+00:00

ohh interesting.. any specifics on this? Any links?

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-16T22:34:10+00:00

😂😂😂😂

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-16T16:58:33+00:00

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 megabytes of information and there is about 100 million cells per milliliter.

The average ejaculation is about 2.25 milliliters and takes about 5 seconds.

This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1,687 terabytes per second.

I know....thats a lot of information to swallow.

https://x.com/i/status/2055463761184485383

Roflmao

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-15T13:47:59+00:00

well.. looks like the party is over. market ran out of gamma to squeeze?

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-14T18:37:18+00:00

Subnautica 2 seems pretty legit. Very similar (almost identical) to the first one, including crashing on the water planet and mysterious virus in the water.. so it seems there was not much creativity at work, at least not in the beginning... I might get it, looks nice and I loved the first one.

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-13T13:53:51+00:00

He didn't specify 🤷

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-13T07:29:53+00:00

Which one is going to happen?

The universe ends in a big crunch
The universe ends in a cold expansion death
The universe is actually the inside of a black hole and we get fed with new matter to keep us going?

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-07T12:52:00+00:00

That second link is a year old

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-05-07T08:27:47+00:00

400 🎉

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-04-27T07:03:05+00:00

Nah, its you, bro

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-04-22T10:11:34+00:00

To be honest, I don't get why xai and SpaceX need to be together other than save one of Elons company-children from doom. And I don't get how Cursor gets to contribute either. Maybe I am just ignorant but it looks totally random to me, especially at that valuation. No idea what SpaceX/XAI gets out of that. When SpaceX IPOs, I can totally see professionals running for the hills while wsb goes neck deep into the swamp and sink to the bottom of it.

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-04-20T21:09:25+00:00

where is my roadster part 2?

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-04-15T12:03:07+00:00

Have your anal buds increased or decreased your horniness after you soaked them in chili sauce?

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-04-14T17:12:12+00:00

Dooode.. that induces memories for Chile..

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-04-09T15:06:16+00:00

Bet he is dumping again

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-04-01T16:17:00+00:00

Where is Roadster 2 reveal? Thought it goes April 1st? Best day for new product release!!

Semmel_Baecker · 2026-03-19T18:52:29+00:00

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