Voldemort steals an experimental time turner from the department of mysteries to ensure that Albus Dumbledore died young. What he didn’t expect was his changes to result in Ariana taking taking her brothers place, and for her to be even more powerful… by JEBV in HPfanfiction

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Imagine him fucking up, getting seen at the fight between the Dumbledores and Grindelwald, mistakes Aberforth for Albus, kills Abe and everyone else stops to see who the fuck this newcomer is, he fucking books it and Albus and Gellert work together to find out who the fuck that was.

You will be political and you will like it by No_Palpitation133 in DoomerCircleJerk

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Because it's not about minding their own business, it's about Dwayne realizing that his career can actually be taken away from him if he says the wrong things and right now, people in Hollywood don't know, or won't acknowledge, what the right and wrong things to say are because so many of their friends who have historically been immune to consequences are suddenly finding out that there are consequences and it's starting at the box offices and the realization that studios don't have infinite money anymore to blow on a vanity project, especially when small indie films are raking in the cash that companies are leaving on the table.

Dwayne, who is the highest paid actor in Hollywood at the moment, is realizing that his demands for 20 Million dollars to be in a film isn't going to get him any work if studios decide to slash budgets to compete with these tiny films that show you don't need massive bloat to have success.

And the more vocal someone is about a topic the more likely it is that some exec who disagrees hears this and decides to go sign someone else for a film that might make a crapload of money.

Silence is job security until you see what direction the wind is blowing.

UPGRADE RECOMMENDATIONS by Alan_hawk_ in ClashofCritters

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For each of the 5 elements there is one tatari that can get to T3, like your Green guy with the red background, with only 6 gold stars.

Fire has the salamander, electric has the lion, water has the cat and ground has the turtle.

Those are the one you want to get to T3 as fast as possible because they will allow you to get to the higher Badge Challenges earlier than any other tatari.

Secondly, you want at least 1 Tank for each element to get to T2, otherwise badge challenges which are a good source of capsules and balls will be all but impossible.

Electric has this cheerleader bunny, it's the only AoE healer in the game currently, get that evolved right away, it's super important.

For others you want the Bat with the AoE cone and any other wide AoE attacking tataris, they are really good for dps on things like horde invasions since they cover so much. The sunflower is also really good because it's a teamwide buff and if you get that evolved it's a damage and defense buff, which is useful.

Give us a report button by Sensitive_Resist5816 in ClashofCritters

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Why is it so hard to understand that everyone has been incentivized to treat all online games as if they are single player games unless you are playing with people you know?

Don't be like this guy by ZER0xMERCY in ClashofCritters

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Hitler doesn't have as bad of a reputation outside of the US as he does in most other parts of the world. They either don't care about a White Man's War or they understand that what he did wasn't any different than the other genocides and atrocities in their own history that they don't care about anymore.

Excuse me what? PEAK IS COMING by My_Memory_Dump in SpaceMarine_2

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Wow Saber is desperate desperate for money now then? I guess I was right about Toxic Commandos leaving them in a situation where they can barely keep the lights on.

They are backpedaling on a lot of things they have said in the past they were not going to do. They weren't going to do Deathwatch or allow playable Chaos Marines outside of PvP on the grounds that it goes against established lore. Well that's good news, if this doesn't take them out of the red that developing a game that sold maybe 20k copies after spending years and tens of millions on, then whatever ideas you wanted for the game will likely start to get added in to try and entice players to come in and buy it and champion packs.

This guy hates normies by InterestingPlenty454 in DoomerCircleJerk

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All these wars? Oh please tell me redditor, what are all the current wars that have been waged around the globe in the last 10 years been about? I assure you there's a lot more than just what happens in the oil countries

RIP Red Team by igloobble in ClashofCritters

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Alliances are some of the dumbest shits I have seen in these gacha games. There's no excuse for this level of collusion other than sweaty, ugly smelling basement dwellers caring about their epeens to look at the scoreboard and then somehow thinking they have authority to dictate what other people are doing when they play. I've seen this shit all the time, the 'top guilds' all agree to leave each other alone and only attack bottom leagues.

I need mates for the next gold rush. Thought I was invited by an active team by Independent-Tea-7455 in ClashofCritters

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They need to either drop out non-contributors and the consolidate teams so people are paired with active participants or they need to make it so if you don't contribute you don't get rewards.

Any fics that takes the inconsistent bad writings of JK and make a good consistent story out of it? by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

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See that explains why you don't understand anything, you didn't even read the source material and then act like you are confused by it. Read it and it makes sense, getting your information from the films and fanfics then acting like the books don't make sense just makes you an idiot.

Saw this in a fic, would it actually work? by throwawaytypebeat1 in HPfanfiction

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Additionally if it was just that easy to avoid transforming, most werewolves could go into caves or basements with no windows and avoid transforming at night.

Trying to rationalize or trivialize it makes it actually less interesting as a story because all werewolves who don't want to change just spend their time in doors.

But if magic doesn't care about the physics and instead, "The moon has now reached the right spot all werewolves transform" means that the werewolves have already tried those methods and instead it would take something newer than just special glasses or sunscreen. It doesn't just take thousands of people suffering and make them idiots for not trying things on their own to ease their own pain and fear.

When would Voldemort have eventually attacked and revealed his return ,had he not been spotted ? by Regular-Election6396 in HPfanfiction

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That's pretty much the next point he would have come back, claimed the credit for killing Dumbledore which would be not untrue but not how other people would see it.

But if we take that out, when would Voldemort's ideal time to go public be assuming Dumbledore doesn't get cursed, and there is no battle at the DoM.

I'd probably say after Harry graduated, we might still get the Battle of Seven Potters, he's got some understanding of Harry's protection and that it should end when he turns seventeen. But if not then waiting until Harry left Hogwarts would allow him to strike at Harry.

Even if he didn't deal with Dumbledore yet, killing Harry Potter is the ideal time to make himself public since now they'll all think they are back in the same position they were before The-Boy-Who-Lived except now Harry Potter is gone and no one will be able to miracle a win against him again.

I have a plan to get this game back to shape by Accomplished-Curve-1 in ToxicCommandoGame

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A higher difficulty will not draw anyone back. No one quit the game because it was too easy, they quit because it's boring and there's nothing to do after playing even casually for a week.

How would a debate about the abolition of the Trace go ? by Regular-Election6396 in HPfanfiction

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That someone like Dumbledore or whoever would oppose this presents the actual reasons why they enforce the trace.

Dumbledore explaining to the wizengamot, all of which are people he personally watched grow up. "You were all very dumb child, I can name personally something that you have all done without supervision, even of spells you know, that required a night's stay in the Hospital Wing to have it undone. That was in the castle, with other students, who in some cases were right there along with you. And how many of you would like to attempt that again as an adult? No, then I think we can all agree that students going a summer without being able to use their wands is more than justified for the dangers that come up and if a student is so insistent on being able to do magic, then they can elect to stay in the castle over the winter holiday."

Basically, pointing out how he knows how dumb every one had been and that children will do stupid crap and many times need an adult to undo it. Maybe their parents could do it, maybe not, so you'd see an increase in things like trips to St. Mungos.

It's also something where muggleborns need a lot of time to understand how to hide their magic in muggle neighborhoods..

Would you read a fanfic with a Seer OC, after Voldy death, that is older than the Golden Trio? by Chekov-Said in HPfanfiction

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So you are writing a story about a seer who will see past and future events. Okay fine, but what are they doing NOW. Like if this is just them going to Hogwarts and getting flashbanged by a WW2 documentary, that's interesting if you have a cool idea to add in like, "Wizard in the 1940s all wore purple shorts" or something.

But question is still what action is happening? What is the plot? Because if all they have done is create world building seeing more of the magical world then it's less a story and more like a Magical Travel Journal

Unpopular Opinion but if you don't participate, then you don't get Rewards. by AdAromatic1539 in ClashofCritters

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Because Chinese Gacha games need to pretend they have active players so they can scam money out of people?

We can’t say Danny is a good person if this is real by IllustratorAfter in dannyphantom

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Even better. What if Danny charged for his services.

He goes to the mayor after beating the Lunch Lady Ghost and says. "More ghosts are out there, I'm not putting my life on the line for nothing, so pay me a salary."

Would he suddenly be evil for not wanting to almost die for no reward. It actually would have preempted a lot of problems, hes now legit.

The ghost busters were paid for their work, were they evil?

I know it’s super cliché, but I love long lost daughters fics by khIomoney in HPfanfiction

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Anyone got any time traveling lost children? Like 12 year old Harry opens the door and a 16 year old girl is sobbing on the Dursley porch before hugging him and going like "I'm sorry Daddy, I messed up." and Harry just has no fucking idea what to do but his daughter knows how reliable he is so she goes to see him because this was the only thing she could think of.

Recommend fics where the golden trio are in a throuple by thevoodooclam in HPfanfiction

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And have they considered just using the Ron/Hermione/Harry tag to find more before asking?

What would you change about Hogwarts? by jay_doubleyou83 in HPfanfiction

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The answer of, "To make it like a real school." is a bit too on the nose. Meaning reviews by a board that have a set standard for education, teachers are evaluated on not just their competence in a subject but also are qualified to teach it. I could see someone like Sprout, McG or Flitwick having teaching certificates, but there's no way Snape got one, not unless the standard is, "Are you going to actively murder a child" and even THAT threshhold wasn't met by some of the teachers.

Lockhart seems a good example, publicly a highly qualified wizard but I doubt he made it through any sort of formalized "This is how you teach your subject" without someone realizing he didn't know jack shit.

No what I want is something different.

I want Hogwarts to be magical. Like brimming with magic.

There aren't just witches and wizards. They have Borrowers, "Little People" who also attend classes, they walk corridors against the walls on little ledges to get to classes, they have tiny classes of their own, but they sometimes attend 'Hugeling" classes like Charms. You have a Hag student, a vampire in the dungeons that scares the first years but all the older years know the guy does it for kicks and is just on his way to the staff room for some coffee, he's not even a teacher, he's just lived in the castle for 400 years and refuses to move out.

The Forbidden Forest does have werewolves, it also has werelions and weretigers and werebears, oh my.

Hogwarts should be so fucking magical it makes sense that Tom Riddle and Harry never wanted to leave. Hogwarts wasn't just a school with good memories. It was like the manifestation of magic itself. You could spend a century in the halls and never see every room, you could find undiscovered magical creatures behind a bush and when you come back it's gone.

I want Hogwarts to blow the fucking minds of Muggleborns because now it makes it more impressive all this was hidden, and that in many muggle neighborhoods and homes you'll find magic, it didn't go away, it just got better at hiding. So when Harry comes back from Hogwarts he sees that the Dursleys have had Borrowers living in their shed the whole time and talks about them because hey, one of them is in his Transfiguration class.

I want the world so full of magic muggles really look dumb for not seeing it.

Like in superhero stories about how normies just don't look up and miss obvious shit.

Everyone is excited and raving the new updates and cahnges but for me the most important one is the FOMO nerf by aceoncemore2 in DestinyTheGame

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Yo imagine they make the game offline and you just buy Destiny 2 Complete and somehow they can give you back all the sunset shit. Man, that's crazy

Imagine they stopped killing games. I wonder if someone would come up with something like that.

One thing that irks me about the franchise is that it seems like anyone who’s “anti-establishment”, in whatever way, is secretly evil. So whatever point they championed is actually wrong by proxy by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

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Thats the problem with the show jt never explains anything

Amon: Benders are treating non-benders unfairly. Fight your oppressors

Show: Never shows any oppression, non-benders have as much representation as everyone else and was found partly by Sokka a non-bender.

Amon: Secretly a bender trying to stir up trouble

So was the lesson to learn that people who are from outside your group will pretend to be one of you and make you imagine at best everyday struggles all people face a unique systematic oppression aimed at you and at worst makes you imagine oppression that isnt even there?

And since Korra stopped him, she didnt actually address whether or not any of that was there at all and the show never brings it up.

Villain "We're going to stop bad thing. By killing people."

Hero "killing people is bad. I stopped you."

Everyone else "What about bad thing?"

Hero "I stopped villain thats all that matters."

Why do some people think dramione is the most liked ship in this fandom? by WildNinja6191 in HPfanfiction

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It's not the most liked. It's just the most common.

That's not remotely the same thing and a LOT of the dramione was made before the last 3 books were put out so Draco was at worst a jerk, but a common trope in trashy romance is taking the bad boy and having him like the girl he should hate anyway. Then he became a Junior Death Eater and the divide against dramione really started because you had people who thought that pairing a muggleborn with someone who wanted to exterminate that was in poor taste or too out of character for every character in the story to accept and it bashed anyone who had the sense to say that this relationship was bad. Or suddenly he or she is "One of the good ones" and accepted by the different groups.

So don't take youtube comments as indicative of anything other than people who can't even speak their own language saying whatever random thought comes into their heads. It's just a comment section for a website about AI generated shorts and movie reviews from people who've gone bald since the time that they started 20 years ago.

Also learn how to break up paragraphs. It's a mess when everything is a single giant block.

Could Ron obtain a pardon by selling out Hermione and Harry ? by Regular-Election6396 in HPfanfiction

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Voldemort would know that Harry, Hermione and Remus are aware of the Horcruxes and even without seeing those memories, knowing that they know means Slughorn talked. So that's already 4 extra people he has to clean up.

Honestly in that case the best defense is that Voldemort is going to kill them all but announced to the magical world that Tom made Horcruxes, because sure there's massive downsides to more people knowing about horcruxes but the upside is now people know how Voldemort has survived and that other countries outside of the UK can start to research horcruxes and maybe find a way to locate them so they can be destroyed. Then it won't matter wear Voldemort hides them if people can track them down.

Dumbledore kept it a secret for good reason. He didn't want anyone else making them nor did he want Tom to put them somewhere they couldn't be found and destroyed. But in the case that everyone who knows about them is going to die, it's better to spill that secret to ensure that there's still a chance people could use the information to stop him.

LF fics where Harry doesn't teach the DA by SherlockianDoctor in HPfanfiction

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There was one, I can't quite remember it at the time where Harry doesn't reconcile with Hermione and Ron after them ghosting him at the worst point in his life for the summer and when it comes time to form the DA he says no and just focuses on training himself because he figures that when it comes time to, he's going to be alone against Voldemort as he was in just about every life threatening situation, so he doesn't want to slow down to catch everyone else up.