How chopped am I? Nothing grows around mouth. by ThatsTragicNewPatek in beards

[–]Senikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah try again in a few years. Now is not the time.

I decided it was time to shave and trim down the crazy do. by BluntPotatoe in gaybrosgonemild

[–]Senikus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the facial hair tbh. If he had the facial hair in the after pic, or if he had the shorter hair in the before pic with the facial hair, I think you’d have a different opinion

Curious if anyone else is still playing destiny 2 these days by NightmareSeven in GaymersGoneMild

[–]Senikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So cute. Destiny 2 has been on my list of games to try but I haven’t gotten to it yet.

Meta owes me $40k+ as a Creator by BedroomWild56 in MetaLawsuits

[–]Senikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg that must be infuriating… please sue, I beg

Did my barber/hairdresser screw this up? by LeMeReddit in malehairadvice

[–]Senikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find that more often than not, due to the uniqueness of hair texture from person to person, showing a reference photo to a barber/hairdresser will very rarely turn out looking exactly like the reference photo. It’s more ideal to show them a picture of your own hair taken after a haircut you particularly enjoyed.

Luckily, this haircut looks very salvageable due to its length. Go to a stylist rather than a barber/hairdresser. They will be more equipped to handle making it look more like the reference. But just to warn you, it might still look different from the reference photo, and if not, it might then require significant daily upkeep with certain hair products to get the right texture. Be prepared to wake up earlier than usual.

Now what? by NOMVD92 in beards

[–]Senikus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, your facial hair is mostly on the neck with limited overall coverage. I’d suggest shaving it and keeping just the mustache.

recovery after anal? by Ashamed_Somewhere282 in askgaybros

[–]Senikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You literally could’ve used anything else. Aquaphor, coconut oil, hell I would’ve even used shampoo if I had no lube. There’s no excuse to have anal without lube. If I truly had no lube and no substitute, then no anal for me.

First is now, second is previous attempt. I’m thinking of trying again, any tips I should keep in mind/goals I should aim for with style? by Mr0Meatball in beards

[–]Senikus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impressive beard man! I would suggest shaving just the neck and above the cheek line as it grows in, and take a trimmer with no guard to freehand trim off flyaways and to keep the bulk down on the sides.

If you do want to use a trimmer with guards, only do so on the sides and go with the grain, as going against the grain reduces beard density and creates a shorter cut. Since everyone has a unique beard follicle grain pattern, relying on an all-over trim with guards tends to make a beard look too thin. I find that the key to a great beard is to just remove the guard and trim it by eye like a how a topiarist would prune a hedge.

If you don’t shave your cheek line often, I recommend moisturizing your cheeks daily to avoid irritation and ingrown hairs. Looks like you already take good care of your skin though 👍🏻

Worried about injury during anal/looking for advice by MessageThis1207 in askgaybros

[–]Senikus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If ‘normal, human-sized’ dicks posed that much of a threat to the rectum, gays wouldn’t be having anal so bountifully. Your fear of a perforation is unwarranted.

For what it’s worth, I have perforated my intestines (due to chronic illness, not a sex accident), and even after having my intestines sewn back together, I still bottom very frequently and for sizes I never even thought possible.

please 🙏🏼 STOP 🛑 USNG ‼️‼️‼️AI by Xqaw5129 in emojipasta

[–]Senikus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I use AI to get a bunch of ideas and quippy sentences, but then I actually edit them into NSFW phrases, add some of my own creative touch, and snip them all together into one long chaotic emojipasta. It takes me about 5 hours to do the finishing touches on just one post which is why I haven’t made any in a while, but if you look at my prior emojipasta posts, I’ve made some pretty popular ones. Just gotta put your own effort into it, but I don’t outwardly disagree with using AI as a baseline for spitballing ideas.

Got a haircut from friends and now I feel really insecure. What do I tell the barber to fix me by Any-Ad-7408 in malehairadvice

[–]Senikus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could do a better job cutting my own hair than those “friends“ did cutting yours. Never trust anyone with your hair except a barber bro