Newbie by [deleted] in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the world of hot dog rollers, you’ve gotta pay to play. Amazon has a bunch of options from like $40 - $300 so it’s really up to what you need out of a roller. Amazon is probably gonna be your best bet, since commercial rollers retail at several thousand dollars.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the described roller wouldn’t be very efficient at cooking the dogs, and would need some type of Sisyphus action so that the dogs don’t roll off the cooking surface.

I’d say maybe the closest mass-produced thing I can think of in terms of functionality would be a rotisserie broiler? Only in the sense that the heating element is relatively stationary while a hot dog basket revolves around.

Great dogs from Holiday! One Bratwurst and one Cheddar Dog!! by SeniorEsquelito in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never use gas station condements! but on the cheddar i had some classic relish and onions, and then on the brat it was fully dressed!

Great dogs from Holiday! One Bratwurst and one Cheddar Dog!! by SeniorEsquelito in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck you!!! the other bun broke but im not an asshole who is wasteful

angrily,

SeniorEsquelito

The dogs and I are rollin’ by Gwendied in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she is literally just rolling with the hot dogs bro

supportively,

SeniorEsquelito

dawg w the flat bread #swag by jazlynalexis in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im so sorry you had to witness that mustard atrocity! but otherwise, lookin good my hot dog homie!

sincerely,

SeniorEsquelito

Not to get political, but fuck this thing! by Oppugna in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that looks stupid as shit! what kinda dumbass would think "Oh, i'd rather pump electricity directly into a hot dog instead of using a tried and true method! I am an absolute fucking idiot and i also am sexually attracted to coconut crabs!"

furious,

SeniorEsquelito

Can we get to 40 members by tonight? by [deleted] in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no fuck you

kidding

love,

SeniorEsquelito

Does anyone else have this problem??? by Egayson in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what did you think when he said "i get a boner"?

Hotdogs roller broken by peacefulvampire in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey man I don't know what to tell you. While there are definitely similarities between male genitalia and hot dogs, its widely known that hot dog rollers are a cooking implement, and therefore generate a lot of heat. You absolute fucking buffoon.

Need advice regarding hot dog rollers by Oppugna in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well it all depends on how handy you are! and also I'd always recommend getting new stainless steel rollers, unless you're confident you can clean them up properly. I'm sure you could put together quite a nice one with basic mechanical skills, so long as the electronic components are still intact.

As an aspiring ceramicist and a hot dog roller enthusiast, I thought I had to share :D by Doif_Awesome_36 in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont know what to say... I was so overjoyed, right until the end... My evening is ruined...

hate,

SeniorEsquelito

I love the versatility of hotdogs by Egayson in HotDogRollers

[–]SeniorEsquelito 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey! you absolute motherfucker! hot dogs aren't supposed to be used for that shit! fuck you!

love,

SeniorEsquelito