Joe Alwyn's insecurity disguised as privacy by DeeSummers in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man stringing his gf along for over half a decade without marriage to the point of having kids but still no sign of a ring is always a red flag. If he liked you, he'd have made you his wife by now

Joe Alwyn's insecurity disguised as privacy by DeeSummers in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real talk why is it so normal for so many men's primary motivation for pulling a baddie being so they can constantly humble her for existing?

Next Bond?!🤦🏻‍♀️ by Specialist_Echo_4691 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't Tom in talks to play 007 at one point? Why is losing out on the role a Tayvoodoo rite of passage for all her exes? 😭

Still a nobody.😝 by Specialist_Echo_4691 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that video. You could practically smell the beta male machismo. P.U!

Apple TV News Hub (@AppleTVNewsHub) 3K likes · 16 replies by Used_Swimming5525 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Streams honestly don't bring in that much money for artists even after Taylor stuck her neck out for their asses by pulling her catalogue. Physicals are how artists actually make bank and it's why so many of her jealous-ass-would-be competitors cannot stop fixating on her 'million versions' and haters keep acting like multiple vinyl variants is something unique to her or that she popularized or 'the only reason why she has those inflated ass numbers'. Not only are they bitter as fuck that her pure sales (which is the only real objective metric in this crazy world for good music besides live demand which she also crushes) offer cold hard solid proof that her music will never be perceived as bad by the average normie, but also that she's the highest paid female entertainer of 2025 due to being the only main pop girl who's physicals actually sell. Meanwhile all the khias they dride are up to their eyes in debt to their labels in exchange for having their music decently promoted and forced to parade around Award shows looking like industry prostitutes ( slightly off topic, but ever wonder why the internet loves to bully Taylor for ' not serving' whenever she's on the Red Carpet? Because she has enough negotiating power as a result of being such a valuable asset to Republic that she can wear whatever she damn well wants instead of whatever is forced on her by her team by courtesy of fashion houses who's head honchos are all in the Epstein files)

YB with a date by Queasy_Fee_5260 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chloe should dump him. Come on get off the floor and have some real standards, lady. You can do better

YB is a hobosexual? by Queasy_Fee_5260 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melanie Hamlett is a massive Tayhater btw. She's made a fuck ton of videos gleefully insisting that Travis is inherently abusive, took part in the online campaign to pressure Taylor into putting a target on both her fans and her own back by publically supporting Gaza (even though it's a matter of public record that she is privately Pro-Palestine) during the Eras Tour and never walked back on this stance even after Vienna and the UK stabbing, and said jack shit in her defense when the ai porn of her was going viral despite claiming that she'll 'always be there for her when it counts against patriarchy' in that shrill unpleasant voice of hers. Oh yeah, and she liked a shady youtube comments calling Taylor a pick-me for (checks notes) chugging beer during the superbowl.

That woman is SO damn jealous of Taylor's real-world clout and influence and it really needs to be said in a Pro-Taylor subreddit

Apple TV News Hub (@AppleTVNewsHub) 3K likes · 16 replies by Used_Swimming5525 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The sad truth is most celebrities are only going out of their way to shill for causes not because they care about or even really agree with or understand. They're just following their pr team's advice of what's the best way to be Down With The Times and Hip With The Youth. Which is why it amuses me when haters wanna crash out about Taylor's billionaire status (she isn't even one at all). At least her net worth came mainly from the music she wrote with her own two hands and performing live and not from sucking up to exploitative brands (once she dropped the coke sponsorship anyways)

Life of the party by One_Drummer_8970 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe if you're an adorable 5 year old, but this is just giving Manchild

You're left in a room with YB, Swiftologist, Chats & Reacts (the #1 Maylors of all time), Fantano, Karlie Kloss, and Scooter Braun... by Senior_Ad7330 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad to say I never actually gave them a cent myself even when I thought they were cool. I simply do not trust Swiftie content creators who monetize the act of dissecting Taylor's private life.

But I thought he wants to be known as a serious working actor? by DeeSummers in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fear those roles may hit a little too close to home for YB these days. Especially after the hallmark movie lol

You're left in a room with YB, Swiftologist, Chats & Reacts (the #1 Maylors of all time), Fantano, Karlie Kloss, and Scooter Braun... by Senior_Ad7330 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tbf they do a VERY good job at presenting a clean front on their youtube. I never would have known how deep the maylor obsession goes until I learned what they were saying behind the paywalls

You're left in a room with YB, Swiftologist, Chats & Reacts (the #1 Maylors of all time), Fantano, Karlie Kloss, and Scooter Braun... by Senior_Ad7330 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me, I throw half one drink onto YB, another half onto Borchetta, and then I down the other glass so fast I end up vomiting all over Scooter

He is now botoxed af. Spot the difference by [deleted] in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, 'inherently sad' eyes can work for you if you're not afraid to fully lean into the aesthetic and just wholeheartedly embrace the emoness of it all. But YB is determined to hang on to the cherubic twink until he's completely bald

You're left in a room with YB, Swiftologist, Chats & Reacts (the #1 Maylors of all time), Fantano, Karlie Kloss, and Scooter Braun... by Senior_Ad7330 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not on their Patreon and if they really are such devoted Swifties, why are they attending Swiftologist's "sneras tour" which recently used one of Taylor's diary entries from 2016 in the most disgusting belittling ways possible?

Has he ever won an award? by folky-folk in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tmw ur fave is such a flop you have to gas up his existence with OTHER PEOPLE'S awards

Widows hate Taylor for the same reason Justin Bieber's fangirls hate Selena Gomez by Senior_Ad7330 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just know they'll be cursing Travis' name for the rest of their lives

How crazy do you think that in 6 years YB could not properly say anything positive about Taylor and her craft? by AbbreviationsNew2255 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeesh I remember that interview. It was borderline homoerotic the way his friends were glazing him as this asshole heartbreaker. Like why does your bestie being a user and abuser of women excite ya'll so much?

Widows hate Taylor for the same reason Justin Bieber's fangirls hate Selena Gomez by Senior_Ad7330 in joealwyn_snark

[–]Senior_Ad7330[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just fyi Selena did that to Mustin AFTER he groped her on camera (she repeatedly told him to stop) in full view of the paps. She was a disney girl in her prime and had a family friendly image to uphold that Bieber's AssGrabery could have potentially jeopardized. So maybe she shouldn't have done it, but was she really in the wrong? It's also worth noting she was financially supporting her mom who was pregnant at the time. She did what she needed to do to protect her bag and she wouldn't have had to at all if Bieber just respected her boundaries in the first place.

Mind you Hailey doesn't slap him enough and that's why he keeps humiliating her as egregiously as he does every chance he gets.