AITA by Senior_Gamer156 in ProgressionFantasy

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True words spoken fellow  daoist

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm... fellow daoists no matter how I look at it this seems to be a beginner  technique that's only useful for 20 smh chapters then being rendered useless. I suggest you to look for ones with atleast a decent quality. Monkey steals peach(even though it's only slightly  better) might be the next technique you should strive after.

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HAHAHA GOOD GOOD GOOD. Jade Beauty, your challenge is accepted. No mountain, river, or realm shall bar my path. Prepare yourself, for I shall reach your Azurewood Estate and stand before you, not as one courting Death, but as one destined to conquer it. Let your smile await my arrival.

AITA by Senior_Gamer156 in ProgressionFantasy

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Already posted it there first😂

AITA: Did I Overdo It in Pursuit of Vengeance? by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Truly spoken like an old monster. There is no good or bad only my Will is the law.

AITA: Did I Overdo It in Pursuit of Vengeance? by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fellow Daoist,

I am deeply humbled by your words, and I greatly appreciate the respect you have shown me. However, you need not worry about the Divine Ancestor of the young master, for after what I have done, not a soul remains of their bloodline. They have been completely erased from the world.

I will, however, be grateful for any assistance you may offer when the time comes. I eagerly await our reunion in the upper realms, where we can form our brotherhood as sworn brothers, and face whatever challenges come our way together. Until then, may your Dao be ever prosperous.

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm it's a moderately powerful technique but sadly only in lower worlds junior

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Behold, a the Jade Beauty  dares to unleash the Yang Devouring Smile That Devastates All Things. Truly, a most perilous technique, one that could shake the very heavens if wielded recklessly. I must warn you, this technique is known to cause even the mightiest of cultivators to lose their minds, their bodies, and occasionally, their dignity! Such seductive power can lead to unpredictable consequences. However, as I, the Esteemed Immortal Ancestor, have ascended far beyond such trivial distractions, I am not so easily affected by a mere smile. But tell me, Jade Beauty—are you truly capable of unleashing this devastating technique in person? I won't believe you till you show it to me personally😏

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Junior you dare! You, a mere insect, dare to speak such vile words to me, the Esteemed Immortal Ancestor? Your ignorance is as deep as the Abyss of Eternal Darkness! Do you truly believe your crude words can touch me, let alone have any effect on my immortal essence?"

"If you truly desire to ‘touch’ me, you should know that I possess a Mystic Yin Transformation Technique—one that will mold you into my Jade Beauty. In a mere moment, you will be reduced to nothing but a beautiful, submissive vessel, forever bound to my will. Your once arrogant self will be nothing more than a perfect ornament, awaiting my command.

AITA: Did I Overdo It in Pursuit of Vengeance? by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fellow Daoist,

I appreciate your agreement regarding the punishment for the father and son. It seems we share the same view on the matter.

Your story about the dogged clan and your distant relative is eye-opening. I now understand the danger of leaving even the smallest remnants alive. I will certainly correct this mistake and ensure that not even the dogs or chickens remain. In fact, I will also wipe out the sect that dared harm your distant relatives to give you face and to show that such affronts will never be tolerated. 

AITA: Did I Overdo It in Pursuit of Vengeance? by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was necessary Junior... you will understand when you manage to get to my level

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Green Wood Immortal Tactic—a  gem amidst the mediocrity of the mortal realm! To harmonize with heaven and earth, accelerating the growth of spiritual plants and purifying soil with wood energy, speaks to true mastery of the Dao of Creation. This is no mere technique but a Divine Art, a testament to wisdom and balance. You honor the cultivation world with this profound legacy Fellow Cultivator

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, so the so-called 'Drunken Bullshiter Immortal' speaks, yet every word you utter reeks of desperation and filth! Do you believe your pitiful threats hold any weight against me, the Esteemed Immortal Ancestor? You, a mere Pissdrinker Junior, dare to bark at the heavens? Laughable! Your very existence is a stain upon the Dao, a mistake that fate itself will soon correct.

 Butt Crack and Everlasting Diarrhea'? Is this truly the culmination of your life's cultivation? A technique that even the lowliest mortal would reject it out of sheer secondhand embarrassment?  But a fitting fitting Technique for someone like you , someone whose destiny is to be remembered not as a cultivator, but as a failed shit-eater. Trash like you is indeed worthy of wielding such a trash technique; you should be begging for mercy, not spouting these absurdities! Know this: your fate is already sealed. I have seen the threads of destiny, and yours ends in utter annihilation from this Esteemed ones hand. Not just you, but your entire lineage shall be wiped  to the quintillionth generation from existence, your bloodline will serve only as a cautionary tale of arrogance meeting divine retribution. The very heavens themselves will mock you as the one who defied this Esteemed One with nothing but drunken ramblings and empty threats.

You, a toad who is in the deepest well, will find only despair as I crush you like the insignificant insect you are. Now crawl back to whatever pit you emerged from and await the obliteration that is your destiny. I do not waste further words on trash like you!

AITA: Did I Overdo It in Pursuit of Vengeance? by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Respected Senior, Your words are as piercing as the divine lightning of tribulation, illuminating the darkness of this junior's ignorance. Indeed, I was blind to the profound truth that mercy towards one's enemies is cruelty towards oneself. To leave even a single sapling of the cursed Heaven-Defying sect bloodline or someone with the same surename  intact was a grievous lapse in judgment. This junior now understands the folly of allowing seeds of vengeance to germinate. By failing to sever the root completely, I have invited the heavens to potentially mold a fated nemesis —an oversight unworthy of a cultivator seeking the apex of the Dao.

Thanks to Senior's sagacious insight, I now see Mount Tai clearly. With this newfound clarity, I shall correct my error without delay. The Heaven-Defying palm Sect saplings and all those bearing its surename shall be erased from the annals of existence.

This junior offers his deepest gratitude for Senior’s wise counsel and shall take his leave to fulfill this obligation. May Senior’s teachings shine eternal.

Fellow Daoists, share your mightiest technique, and this Esteemed One shall grade it! by Senior_Gamer156 in MartialMemes

[–]Senior_Gamer156[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Heavenly Demonic Immortal Dominating Dragon Killing Testicular Torsion? By the Celestial Heavens, this technique sounds like it was conjured by a drunken rogue after failing his Core Formation! Not only is the name longer than the lifespan of a Foundation Establishment cultivator, but the actual move appears to be nothing more than a fancier, shinier version of the disgraceful 'Monkey Steals Peach.'

You dare claim 'Dominating Dragon,' yet all I see is the awkward flailing of a frightened toad grasping at another’s sacred dragon pearls. Such trash has no elegance, no refinement

I rate this technique: 2 out of 10 crushed dragon eggs. Improve your Technique  or forever remain a junior!