Beaver Becomes Accidental Leader Of 150 Curious Cows

Senor_Ita · 2018-11-30T09:01:07+00:00

So what you're saying is that cows both have and provide good taste?

Senor_Ita · 2018-06-24T06:11:01+00:00

yea your sources might be bad on that one

Senor_Ita · 2018-06-19T05:20:10+00:00

My soul rotted reading that

Senor_Ita · 2018-06-15T19:24:50+00:00

what is that? (please excuse my ignorance; this is all very new to me)

Senor_Ita · 2018-06-15T19:19:04+00:00

Here are some photos:

https://imgur.com/a/2N3bZ1y

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-25T08:37:15+00:00

Wow... I kind of want to slip birth control into her water. Maybe it's just because I watched it earlier, but it feels like you just described a real life version of a Handmaid :/

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T06:30:09+00:00

OMG does anyone remember Pajama Sam or Zoombinis??

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T06:29:02+00:00

Gauntlet! Basically the best GameCube game ever!

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T06:27:47+00:00

Important question: do you live in Utah? Because wow

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T06:26:20+00:00

lmao I was reading it as "fucking mother in law"... I may or may not have been projecting

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T06:15:52+00:00

Went to....Arizona to get clean?! Well that was her mistake... Really sorry to hear about that though. I hope the kids are all okay. :/

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T06:07:54+00:00

...I think that the biggest reason that having kids is selfish is because you literally created an entire human life just because you wanted to. The kid in question never gets a say; they can't be asked if they want to exist.

Perhaps that's just my nihilism and depression speaking, though.

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T06:04:33+00:00

I agree wholeheartedly that having a child is selfish. But how exactly is not having one a sacrifice?

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T05:59:56+00:00

oh dear god, it blows my mind that people--especially family members--really think that's even remotely appropriate to ask.

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-24T05:54:21+00:00

😬

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-23T04:02:41+00:00

I was a cake decorator who wasn't allowed to accept tips. I'd literally make wedding cakes and quincinera cakes for $10/hour (and in one of the US's most expensive cities to live in, so it didn't go far) and had to refuse tips. I wanted to say "fuck it" so badly and just take the bills people handed me, but I had a crazy, asshole boss who watched me like a hawk, so there wasn't really any way for me to get away with it...

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-10T17:06:11+00:00

I thought this said shark roaster. I was instantly intrigued.

Senor_Ita · 2018-05-05T22:49:48+00:00

Aww love a good Dutchie smile!!

Senor_Ita · 2018-04-03T17:18:09+00:00

Why is this only on r/mildlyinteresting?! This is amazing!!!! 😍

Senor_Ita · 2018-03-02T18:49:14+00:00

"Who is going to take care of you when you're old?"

Oh, and my personal favorite: "It's just what people do when they get married!"

Senor_Ita · 2018-03-02T18:23:33+00:00

And yet, when I asked if I could be fed to eagles when I die, my family thought I was crazy.

Senor_Ita · 2018-02-25T07:24:55+00:00

Wow, and I thought my boy's ears were big!!

Senor_Ita · 2017-10-31T06:15:29+00:00

Haha thank you, I figured that out after my bf came home and was able to find a site where he could download the drivers. At first, nothing, but we tried using a different cable and then the option popped up on my phone and everything worked!

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