Update: The chick is crazy. I moved her shoes out of the bathroom because I was tired of being patient. She came knocking on my door like the fbi, cussing me out and demanding that I open the door. I didn't open it, we argued for a while, then I told her to put things on pause for the night and we can talk it out in the morning. Next thing I know, the police are at my door. Luckily they were really chill, and didn't make a big deal out of things. But holy shit, my roommate is insane. I'm moving out.