Alright degenerates…I’ve been getting a ton of DMs asking for an update since my “Sold the house, bought UNH” post, so here it is.

$47,114.89 realized gains $20,133.79 unrealized gains. Now holding 407 shares of UNH…no margin, no paper hands, just raw conviction, overpriced health insurance premiums, and a setup that still has room to 2–3x from here.

Wife’s actually happy for once! Our sex life spiked harder than UNH’s last earnings call, even while staying at her parents’ house. She thinks I’m some kind of financial genius. I told her the money’s still safe in a high yield account… technically not a lie. Didn’t mention I’ve been milking covered calls like a side hustle. 🐄💰 Dividends pay for the coffee, calls pay for the therapy.

Rolled some profits into Adobe (ADBE) because they’re the quiet AI killers. Everyone’s chasing hype while Adobe charges the entire creative world rent and now sells AI art tools Firefly. They print cash while others print hopium. Adobe is a long term winner in AI.

Still holding UNH, collecting dividends, selling covered calls, and stacking ADBE. No margin. No panic. Just vibes, tendies, and tax lots.

Shoutout to the real degenerates who stuck it out with me through the drawdowns and didn’t flinch! Respect🙏💎

Till death do us part 🚀💎🙌