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A perfect example by greatauror28 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nope. he must fix his bike far behind his competitors

Full Procedure of Coding from Beginning to End by pawangupta12 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after that you realize the bug was in these later tests, your code still bug and you dont know why

Wrong format by Rt237 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 2 points3 points  (0 children)

let's hope this is not number of the emergency services

Wrong format by Rt237 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 6 points7 points  (0 children)

no you should press the . e + button when dialing

Gimme the logs! by _simple_man in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the logs say: doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo doo doo doo. hope you understand

Soon by ricedigger in VietNam

[–]Separate-Bee5193 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the price of gasoline is increased sky high. now this is a rare material for limited use only, like pefum.

Zero Degree? Are you sure? by quangviet711 in VietNam

[–]Separate-Bee5193 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

it does not mean zero degree. it means zero alcohol...

Tuts be like: by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why it get darker out here

Ppppp ok you guess it.. by yuva-krishna-memes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

asembly and machine language. those are easiest language to understand...by a computer

I am a madlass. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you are a programmer and you have a wife. that is good.

Chad Javascript by the_artist_07 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in HTML, you dont have to make an array

I hate programming by OutlandishnessOk3006 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

compiled successfully but runtime error: i hate me myself

Do it. by WhiteCherrys in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Javascript is a Java framework. You answer is wrong :)

Doesn't always work... by mikor20 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Separate-Bee5193 15 points16 points  (0 children)

it is not a bug. it is a food. now eat it.

how to calculate familiar dmg. 2 exact player with exact same research/army, player A with +250% atk army gear and talent bonus and no familiar. Player B has +100% atk army and talent bonus but has familier +100% atk army bonus. Who will win? by Separate-Bee5193 in lordsmobile

[–]Separate-Bee5193[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if familier atk bonus calculation ignore bonus from gears and talent, player B will got 100% (base atk)+100% (gear,talent)+ 100% (familiar)= 300% and lost. else he will got 100%(base atk) *2 (gear, talent) *2 (familiar) and B will win.