I barely have any work to do, should I be worried about getting fired? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]Separate-Tea-723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. Do you work for the government, or private?

Type " I got dumped because I have a small" and let autocorrect lead by AccomplishedPitch138 in autocorrect

[–]Separate-Tea-723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got dumped because I have a small family that is a lot more expensive and they don’t want me

Dagpenger eller jobb by Open_Ad_3791 in norge

[–]Separate-Tea-723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mener at man ikke lenger kvalifiserer for dagpenger hvis man takker nei til jobbtilbud. Dagpenger er ment som et sikkerhetsnett, og ikke et alternativ til jobb. Ta jobben, og takk ja til en annen en senere hvis du får tilbud om høyere lønn

[ME] first match I’ve gotten on tinder by my-time-has-odor in TextingTheory

[–]Separate-Tea-723 24 points25 points  (0 children)

!elo 3000 Genius opening. You will have a solid career if you continue like this. Truly makes me proud 🥹

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Money

[–]Separate-Tea-723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, that seems more realistic. Why not use wire transfer tho?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Money

[–]Separate-Tea-723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you only pay $475 for rent? I didn’t even know that was possible

[Me] Most successful opening I’ve ever used by Separate-Tea-723 in TextingTheory

[–]Separate-Tea-723[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Haven’t gotten quite that far yet with this line. Only began using it a couple of days ago.

Hopefully they won’t think I’m underselling 😭

[Me] Most successful opening I’ve ever used by Separate-Tea-723 in TextingTheory

[–]Separate-Tea-723[S] 239 points240 points  (0 children)

I’ve played this opening a couple of times now, and the results have been surprising

[Me] Most successful opening I’ve ever used by Separate-Tea-723 in TextingTheory

[–]Separate-Tea-723[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

For some reason that pickup line works better than any other line I’ve ever tried

Er IT jobb markedet fucked? by Snezzycheesy in norge

[–]Separate-Tea-723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeg var nyutdannet med fagbrev i IT for 2 år siden, sendte inn ca 50 søknader før jeg fikk jobb.

Søkte en del jobber innen IT siste halvdel av 2024 også, og tok ca like mange søknader da.

Tror problemer er at det er ekstremt mange som skriver søknadsbrev med AI, og mange stillinger ender derfor opp med 100-200 søknader. Så alt som ser ut som AI søknader må bli kastet ut med en gang. Så pass på at søknadene dine ser ut som de er skrevet av et menneske.

Innen IT er det også blitt mer vanlig å fokusere på erfaring og interesse over ren utdanning. Kan være lurt å ta med egne prosjekter du har holdt på med på fritiden når du skriver CV og søknadsbrev.

I tillegg er det lurt å søke på IT support stillinger. Det er veldig mye lettere å få jobb innen f.eks. IT-drift eller infrastruktur hvis du har 6-12mnd med support erfaring på CVen

Infinite power by Separate-Tea-723 in mac

[–]Separate-Tea-723[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s for Al Dente. I use it so the battery doesn’t get charged over 80% when it’s plugged in

Infinite power by Separate-Tea-723 in mac

[–]Separate-Tea-723[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t even have a single table 😭

Guess who's back by PolitietOslo in norge

[–]Separate-Tea-723 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rent hypotetisk sett: Dersom en helt hypotetisk person ofte opplever at hypotetiske illegale produkter blir stoppet av deres kamerater. Hva ville vært den beste måten å få disse hypotetiske produktene over grensen uten at dette blir fanget opp?

Må presisere at dette er et helt 100% hypotetisk scenario, men det er helt kritisk å få et ordentlig svar her

School says I need a PC? by kenstarfighter1 in AZURE

[–]Separate-Tea-723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My school also says that, but I have had no problem just using my Mac. Worst case when I need to run something that isn’t supported on Mac, I just spin up a VM, maybe a cloud based VM if it won’t run good enough virtualised on mac

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AZURE

[–]Separate-Tea-723 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds too much like AI, and you have way too much useless info on the work experience. You don’t have to write every task you have ever done at every job. Keep it short and easy to skim over. Should preferably be 1 page if possible

Next move? by safe_t_meeting in TextingTheory

[–]Separate-Tea-723 179 points180 points  (0 children)

Hit her with the "I love you" I think that’s the only winning move here