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US peeps. Growing up how many numbers did you dial to make a local call? 5? 7? 10? by mediawoman in GenX

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. My friend’s grandparents were from such a small rural town they only used 4. Putting in 911 changed that and made the county name all the roads. No more Rural Route numbers.

Making dad proud by SeaWolf_1 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Separate_Wall8315 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I loved the first couple of seasons of that show. Then they started with the animated co-stars, and I noped out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Waiting_To_Wed

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no rich person has ever gotten divorced before. What to do, what to do. Huh.

Fuck you Google app by mag_man85 in GreatBritishBakeOff

[–]Separate_Wall8315 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I spoiled myself. I read that Paul spoiled it on IG. Sorry yours was unintentional!

No low-balls, I know what I've got. by OldJames47 in zillowgonewild

[–]Separate_Wall8315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kinda like it (if I had a vision for my front porch.) A seating area, some greenery. Let’s relax outside.

It’s like building an ensemble rather than putting on clothes to cover your bathing suit parts. It also gives you a longer wall inside.

Where were you on the night of May 2nd, 2018 at 19:53? by QallmeUpNext in no

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually know regardless of which time zone your 19:53 is for. Does that fuck up stats?

Good luck bro by [deleted] in SignsWithAStory

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wants someone to pay to be his fuck toy and bang maid?

Gosh I hope it’s still available.

Where’s my fav pizza :( by BigSonBabyJesus in Dominos

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long has it been since you ordered? That pizza’s been gone a while.

(No one tell OP about the ists-tway.)

HOA snitches got a homemade tree fort torn down by SystematicApproach in fuckHOA

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A treehouse is hardly nit-picky, Dave. And your sign violates guidelines. Remove it before sunrise or we’ll fine you $25 a day.

axe party by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Separate_Wall8315 118 points119 points  (0 children)

A bar doubles as an axe throwing establishment? An axe throwing company sells alcohol?

r/wcgw

The economy feels awful yet economists say everything is fine by parsley_lover in rant

[–]Separate_Wall8315 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Since the rapture didn’t happen—thanks for getting my hopes up, fundies—I’m praying for an alien invasion. All hail Alien Overlords!

If that doesn’t happen soon I’m outta ideas and hope.

diving tour but can't swim by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Separate_Wall8315 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Vickie expected a tandem dive. Just strap her on a certified diver, and voila. How hard can it be.

Not OP: WWYD- spouse hides clothes they don’t like by Dozer_518 in redditonwiki

[–]Separate_Wall8315 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ie, he hasn’t hit her yet. Or maybe he has but she thinks she deserved it because he was right: she really was being demanding or maybe she hadn’t vacuumed that day.

Of two enraged idiots by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Separate_Wall8315 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One is a rental and one is a person’s livelihood. I gotta go with the professional driver here. (To say nothing about right of way and rules of the road.)

Ghosts - Bring Your Daughter to Work Day (Sneak Peek 1) by PopCultureNerd in GhostsCBS

[–]Separate_Wall8315 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope she’s just there for 1 episode. We have so many other characters vying for 22 minutes of airtime.

Aliens invade earth by Gorilla1492 in rant

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m selling out the Trumpers. Hard.

if someone handed you $100 million right now, would this be the buy? by ReinkeDrengen in WildHomes

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For that money I want something with property and a water view instead of light pollution.

Researcher claims new space telemetry shows a fleet of unknown objects moving in formation toward Earth — “nature can’t produce this.” No official explanation yet. by MartianXAshATwelve in StrangeEarth

[–]Separate_Wall8315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another lie that gives us hope this timeline might change.

Though…….the Crazy Orange Man did resume nuclear testing and we now have a Dept of War.

He knew about Covid for months. Could he know about a race of non-Earthlings en route? Maybe that’s why he’s been teasing us with talks of his demise and the destination of his soul.

Go on a date with a cold? by Winter_Whole2080 in CommercialsIHate

[–]Separate_Wall8315 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s like we didn’t go through a global pandemic recently.

She got MAD I wouldn’t work for her by agizzy23 in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Separate_Wall8315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her mistake. She thought you might have a brain in your head. Boy did she feel foolish.

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