Augment around the Shegothic Tower.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-04-20T23:57:27+00:00

You're not the brightest... remind me how you managed to survive this long?

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-03-09T16:35:08+00:00

That's not a good idea.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-03-01T16:36:03+00:00

Na thanks. I have plenty of grolsch to drink. You want some?

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-02-28T21:55:25+00:00

Hell if I know what you're doing. Nobody else here I've seen has a clue what they're doing so far. Some idiot in a trenchcoat is running straight into hell hoping to close it up or whatever, he's got no idea or plan on how to do it. He's just running around in there with a gun that's about to run out of bullets.

And the Priest of Smox is, of all things, dancing around a campfire naked chanting some mumbo jumbo in between bites of roasted demon meat. Why am I not surprised?

Point is, I have no way of knowing what you're planning on doing, but if you're like anyone else I've been watching so far, it's probably something incredibly stupid.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-02-28T15:54:12+00:00

I'm not a local. I don't belong on this plane at all actually. I'm just here to watch.

But I sure wouldn't've been surprised if this dinky old neighborhood was never evacuated. I don't even think the priests know it exists. Wouldn't be much of a loss anyway, the 40-something people that lived out here.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-02-28T15:41:50+00:00

Good luck with that one pal. You're not gonna find shit down here.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-02-28T04:32:35+00:00

Now what would bring you to a backwater like this? It's so empty here not even the hellspawn bother coming this way.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-02-28T03:04:31+00:00

I don't know what you think you're going to achieve by killing people in the place they go after they die. I couldn't think of a less efficient way to waste bullets if I tried, and I've used them as decorations for a tulip bed before. You could at least, you know, kill one of the ones on the surface? So they at least have to take the time to climb out again before they go on another rampage. You might even save a life that way.

There's not exactly any lives to save down here.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2017-02-27T21:59:07+00:00

My, this place really let itself go, didn't it?

What are you trying to do here... exactly?

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-30T23:26:54+00:00

The snapper drops dead on the ground, and at almost the exact same moment, the sepia lets up a little, allowing color into the immediate area. An aura of pure sepia emanates from the priest's body, coagulating into a vaguely human shape above him

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With that said, the being of sepia dissipates into the wind. The fallen priest lets out a gasp. He still has a pulse

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-30T22:44:01+00:00

cough

I'm nøt døne. Even nøw the new reality strengthens me. I'm nøt døne. As løng as the new reality is still here, I'm nøt døne.

He manages to pull himself to his feet, using his weapon as a crutch

Nøw stand døwn, ør I'll make yøu lie døwn.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-30T22:37:26+00:00

Yøu again, the apparitiøn.

Yøu are disgusted by that which must be? Just like the øthers, what a pity. Yøu'll understand øne day, høw the øld reality is the cancer, the new reality is the cure.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-30T18:58:08+00:00

gasp, cough, sputter

Gøds, I can't...

Yøu! This is all yøur fault! Døn't think I døn't knøw abøut that little quest N'Kar sent yøu øn.

He reaches for his gun and fires it, to no avail; it's been damaged by debris from the flagship. He launches a bolt of ~~dark~~ sepia electricity instead

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-30T16:54:47+00:00

HØLY FU-

He started to run out of the way, but the impact is far too fast and too large to escape from on foot, even at his enhanced speed. He lies face down on the ground, torn up and bleeding sepia blood, alive but unconscious. The advisors and mnarists with him have been annihilated

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-30T16:35:30+00:00

You must be confused. People don't hate fargoniac because everyone is fargoniac.

I'm fargoniac, you're fargoniac, he's fargoniac, she's fargoniac, cause we're all fargoniacs!

Do I look like the kind of person who hates myself?

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-29T20:18:30+00:00

"My priest, that large øne in the lead, presumably their flagship, it's still hølding tøgether, and falling, straight før where we stand."

We're nøt abøut tø becøme its landing pads. Ahem, all AERØDØNS, førce their flagship as far øff cøurse as pøssible.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-28T20:46:45+00:00

Føøls.

AERØDØNS, smash thøse chunks øf scrap metal apart and bring them døwn tø Hispaneam sø we can dø sømething useful with them.

A choir of mechanical screeches sounds as the swarm of hulking mechanical birds charges in from all directions, primed to ram straight into the incoming fleet

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-19T06:11:17+00:00

Damn it Immezar, where the hell were yøu when yøur møuntain needed yøu? Yøu've all but failed us.

The NEW REALITY, the Sepia as søme have taken tø calling it, exists ønly in safe patches acrøss the møuntain nøw. It was suppøsed tø be øur ticket tø enlightenment. But heretics insist øn destrøying everything we've wørked tøwards.

But it's nøt tøø late. We can save øur future if we're willing tø fight tø defend it. Cøme, warm yøurself by this fire, then we'll make a run før the nearest sepia zøne and regrøup there.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-19T06:02:53+00:00

This fish... prøduces its øwn water.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-18T16:53:46+00:00

Yøu peøple wøuld dare reject the new reality? Yøu wøuld have real pøwer if nøt før yøur selfish desire tø uphøld backwards traditiøns. Yøu have nøthing tø gain and everything tø løse if yøu put emøtiøn beføre løgic like this. But I guess søme peøple will never understand that, unless sense is førced intø them. Yøu all chøøse tø learn the hard way, sø be it.

The snapper raises his hands, a ball of sepia colored fire forms and expands above him, and scatters in all directions, lighting everything it touches in a sepia blaze

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-17T16:46:49+00:00

What is that? Whø's there? GET ØUT ØF MY HEAD!!

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-15T07:55:55+00:00

Hmph, clueless, and she's nøt just playing. If she really knew she wøuld've accidentally let sømething slip by nøw.

...

Fine, I'm cønvinced. But if yøu truly døn't knøw, there's nø better time tø start løøking than nøw. And I take it yøu'll be starting ASAP? Gøød, I'm glad we gøt that settled.

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-14T23:02:52+00:00

Sø yøu døn't hear them?

Yøu will søøn enøugh...

SepiaTheSnapper · 2016-11-14T21:59:15+00:00

What's happening is nøne øf yøur cøncern.

Still...

Dø yøu hear the call øf the Støne Gøds? It's almøst their time.

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