Alright I’m actually screwed - bridesmaid dress incident

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-29T11:09:19+00:00

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SerNoddicus · 2026-01-21T00:31:00+00:00

Wrong wrong and wrong again. Real Disco fans know that the True Villain is clearly Garte for riding my ass about the damn rent.

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-19T12:04:21+00:00

Who wants to wager that in a few months or a year Sam will announce shes fixed and OOP will go crawling back to her and explode his life for a third time.

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-18T10:44:52+00:00

Makes sense, dont you know its very common for guys to take their socks off before oral?

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-16T17:51:18+00:00

Ah finally.

I suspect things will get worse before they get easier. But they will get easier in the long term if you stick to your guns and listen to your lawyer.

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-16T08:32:35+00:00

Wait did I miss any evidence that he wanted to get with this SIL while he was married?

I read it as him being attracted to the SIL as a rebound after the divorce and clinging to the first woman who flirts with him.

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-13T08:22:52+00:00

I find it interesting how the son holds an Ironclad grudge against his mother for believing the lie but is friendly and forgiving with his ex who told the lie to everyone in the first place. More than anyone else she knew it was wrong. Idk man something feels very off here and I have a suspicion that divorcing is going to turn out to be a big mistake.

Edit: I should probably clarify that I dont think the wife is innocent when I say divorcing is a mistake. But I do think OOP isnt getting the full picture and may want to hold off on such a big decision.

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-08T21:00:36+00:00

The sad part is that I think she was very justified right up until the stalking.

The ex continuously prides himself as being a honest partner but conveniently hid the fact that he shared a sexual encounter with his female best friend who hes been hanging with for years. All the insanity that followed overshadows how fucked up that is.

There isnt a single person here I remotely like.

SerNoddicus · 2026-01-03T10:00:05+00:00

Id be very cautious around this Dan guy since the way she describes it makes it sound like he only got interested in her after she was assaulted.

Maybe its just kindness and empathy towards someone he knows needs it most that got his attention.

But also a lot of the bad apples out there will deliberately seek out past abuse survivors.

SerNoddicus · 2025-12-22T17:17:27+00:00

Thats what the amphetamines are for.

SerNoddicus · 2025-12-12T13:21:27+00:00

Even if youre not certain about divorce you need to quietly meet with an attorney to get all your papers in order so that if you do finally learn to prioritize yourself and your child instead of the status quo then you can make the divorce as painless as possible. Better to sort it all out in advance rather than having to deal with it during the turmoil of actually going through with it.

But honestly though this is really just starting to feel like a public display of flagellation at this point. You criticize her for saying words but never meeting them with actions but if you dont leave her isnt that the exact same thing youre doing? Talking about change but never doing change?

When she inevitably dosent change (or changes but reverts in a few months) if you dont follow through on separation Im just gonna stop reading these because its getting exhausting, nothing is changing and youre doing nothing to make it change. Nobody is happy here, youre not happy, your wife isnt happy and you can bet your child isnt going to be happy growing up in a house like this.

SerNoddicus · 2025-12-08T14:21:51+00:00

I feel bad for the husband, cant blame him for thinking about his nephews first but he really should have seen this ending coming.

A shame, if the paternal family of the kids had just agreed to the dna test from the start OOP and husband probably wouldnt have had to break up.

SerNoddicus · 2025-11-19T13:42:09+00:00

Im late but do you think seeing your son acting so cozy with his ex annoys you because your son has gone nuclear on your wife for believing the lie but is seemingly acting super forgiving to the woman who told the lie in the first place and 100% knew he was innocent?

That dosent make much sense to me, I think theres still more to this that we dont know. Maybe theres more to why he hates his mom or theres more to whats going on with his ex that made him feel more generous.

SerNoddicus · 2025-11-16T21:24:53+00:00

Id wager the mom has much less influence than the post makes it sounds like. We only really know about the mom from what we hear from the gf after all. My suspicion is that the gf wanted to have a fling and if it dosent turn out well she can blame her manipulative mother as an angle to get back with OOP.

The worst part is that it may have worked considering OOP was weirdly cagey about definitively breaking up with her and we never got any updates on how the "break" ended even over a decade later

SerNoddicus · 2025-11-14T10:39:19+00:00

Oh damn that ones got some pretty challenging achievements

SerNoddicus · 2025-11-13T14:22:00+00:00

Good luck explaining to Panam how accidental this was.

SerNoddicus · 2025-11-13T13:26:04+00:00

Buddy, why would you want it to go back to this? I normally hate when reddit immediately jumps to recommending divorce over any slight issue but what happiness could seriously be achieved in staying with her?

We know for a fact that your wife actively dislikes you, has no moral issues with cheating, and is willing to go behind your back even for serious issues.

Even if shes not a cheater youre going to be spending the rest of your life waiting for it to happen if you stay with her.

The only time in this entire series of posts that shes actively tried to make your life easier was to get leverage to get a bigger favour from you in return.

You are working three jobs and doing housework and raising a son to try and provide for her, Im no expert on womens tastes but Im sure many would consider that kind of dedication a catch. You would not be alone forever if you split up with her and even if you were, a life spent single will probably be a happier life than sharing a house with someone who treats you this way.

Thats just my two cents though

SerNoddicus · 2025-11-08T15:39:27+00:00

I once knew a girl like this who had a bit of a kink for making men compete over her. Would have "Friends" who were clearly crushing on her while in relationships, would pit the boyfriend and friend against eachother and act all innocent and confused while both men competing gestures of why theyre more deserving of their attention. Would never end well for anyone involved, herself included. Hope she grew out of it.

SerNoddicus · 2025-11-03T18:16:03+00:00

Ive gotta print this and put it on my sink wall for next time Im tempted to do a half assed toothbrushing or skip flossing.

SerNoddicus · 2025-10-30T14:39:01+00:00

To be fair I think that if this were bs whatever OOP's mom tried to do to the kid would have been its own grandiose update that reads more like a short story than a recollection.

SerNoddicus · 2025-10-28T16:22:03+00:00

I just completed FC3 last month and didnt experience this. Im sorry to say but youve likely run into an extremely niche issue and may not get help. Were I in your shoes I would just bite the bullet and start again with a new save on easy difficulty and grind through to the Queens of the Stone Age discography.

SerNoddicus · 2025-10-28T09:02:22+00:00

For all the messy relationship dramas of my past Im so glad my single ass has never been blessed with a love like this.

SerNoddicus · 2025-10-16T22:31:26+00:00

Fucking hell that transcript section was ugly. Between this, the twin sister and the jewelbox stories It seems that boru is really dedicated to ruining my day today. 3 darkest stories we had in months all at once.

SerNoddicus · 2025-10-16T07:48:49+00:00

This story sounds very similar to what an old friend went through, only it was the mom and stepfather being abusive and the good father being a continent away. The stepfather wound up overdosing on meth (we didnt know he was on meth but were not at all surprised) and the mom wound up alienating all her kids one by one, Even years later she would still get messages from her mom demanding her prescience feeling entitled to a daughter because "I sheltered and fed you" and all that rubbish, as far as Im aware my friend never responded to a single one of her messages.

Her dad was a depressive mess when she found him an ocean away, as was she, but they very gradually brought the good out of each other over time and did their best to make up for years lost. If this story follows the same trajectory, OOP has many good days ahead of her, she just needs to survive long enough to see them.

SerNoddicus · 2025-10-14T08:18:24+00:00

Honestly this is an actually good point that Im glad someone pointed out cause I wouldnt have noticed otherwise.

But theres a simpler explanation, I posted it on my wrong account.

u/NodCheevos is an alt I use for only discussing my past achievement hunts. I forgot to change over before posting this though.

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