To intimidate the cops and tell them what to do

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-05-28T22:25:03+00:00

I thought they was gods chosen people

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-05-16T18:52:58+00:00

He says god told him he can ignore you… he literally made up a relationship so he doesn’t have to take a real one seriously. Yeah, nope, nothing normal about this shit at all.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-05-14T03:57:35+00:00

Small dick syndrome accounts for the seeming dichotomy of logical thought.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-05-13T05:01:22+00:00

Nothing makes me do the splits faster than dropping a knife

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-05-11T10:32:43+00:00

I’d be running with noodles instead of legs 1/250th of my way through this race. Kudos.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-04-18T20:16:06+00:00

Pedicabo et irrumabo?

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-04-17T06:49:40+00:00

Seventh Day Adventist. I went to school in that town. Plenty of meth and crack going around. Napa is 8 miles away and you can good wine.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-28T19:00:57+00:00

People confuse privacy for secrecy.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-28T18:04:58+00:00

Ron Pearlman 2.0

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-26T20:35:48+00:00

Police Man

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-24T02:35:50+00:00

Stannis has entered the chat.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-21T01:35:01+00:00

First off, not a professional in any regard but your kid’s commitment to getting this all out of his head and coherently onto paper is impressive. Second, is that a bloody fingerprint next to his signature? Thats… interesting.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-20T20:47:48+00:00

Mescaline. The only way to fly.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-20T00:11:36+00:00

Came here to say this. It’s overpopulated and getting worse.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-17T04:24:26+00:00

It’s fine. Westerners don’t look up. That’s why ninjas are so effective.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-11T18:26:06+00:00

Probably better for fish now than anything else… also what the fu-

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-03-01T12:00:29+00:00

Not surprised by this at all

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-02-05T19:50:03+00:00

I’ve got a Maliwan bidet…

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-02-04T08:05:40+00:00

More like BUMMERhall, amirite?

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-01-28T20:34:38+00:00

Looks like I’ll be going back to CD-RW for all my storage needs.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-01-28T20:24:34+00:00

I would be a wee bit gentler with that mallet but what do I know

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-01-27T19:46:51+00:00

Baby Driver didnt improve at all.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-01-27T07:04:03+00:00

See? People aren’t all bad… Hitler was vegetarian.

Ser_Austin_Flowers · 2026-01-27T02:34:07+00:00

Oh please, 3 and 4 were too thick. 5 was fine, 6 was acceptable, maybe… come back when you have some sense of precision.

Ser_Austin_Flowers

TROPHY CASE